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Author Topic: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread  (Read 8745 times)
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« on: April 05, 2010, 05:26:16 PM »
And you thought we were done with defenestration!
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 05:30:58 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 05:26:16 PM
And you thought we were done with defenestration!

Not by a sight. Fuck this douche in the face with Kyle Farnsworth's eyebrow pencil.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 05:33:10 PM »
Was there a game today or something?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 05:34:12 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 05:33:10 PM
Was there a game today or something?

It's tonight. Butler and Duke. Go DOGS!!111!
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 05:37:02 PM »
Fuck Samardzija sideways.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 05:37:09 PM »
I'm thinking Lou left him in so long to shove it up Hendry's ass. Nice contract, Jim.
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 05:55:33 PM »
I have nothing to add to this thread but my pure, unadulterated hate.
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM »
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 06:37:56 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Alternately, he could die after being locked in a burning barn.
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 06:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Why's that?  Did he play football at one time?
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 07:02:41 PM »
Shittyja, meet the FIREBARN.  FIREBARN, eat this Shittyja.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 07:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Day Man on April 05, 2010, 06:43:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Why's that?  Did he play football at one time?

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or seriousness.  Damn you, impersonal interwebs.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 07:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: Day Man on April 05, 2010, 06:43:29 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Why's that?  Did he play football at one time?

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or seriousness.  Damn you, impersonal interwebs.

It's green font.
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 08:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 05, 2010, 06:37:56 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 05, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
Samardzija is a piece of shitzija.

Also, fuck Notre Dame. Because this sack of shit went to ND we have to put up with this.

He should just cut his losses and switch to football.

Alternately, he could die after being locked in a burning barn.

Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good barn? We could use it to store our hate for the winter.
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