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Author Topic: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread  (Read 8465 times)
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« Reply #105 on: April 15, 2010, 04:24:22 PM »
I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.
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« Reply #106 on: April 15, 2010, 04:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 15, 2010, 04:24:22 PM
I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

He'd have to cut his hair to succeed selling in Goshen.   No chance those folk are buying life insurance from a guy with lady hair.   They'll confuse him for one of those queers....and some guy named Cooter would pull out his vintage rifle and shoot him.

Suddenly, I like your idea even better.
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« Reply #107 on: April 15, 2010, 04:29:27 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 15, 2010, 04:28:11 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 15, 2010, 04:24:22 PM
I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

He'd have to cut his hair to succeed selling in Goshen.   No chance those folk are buying life insurance from a guy with lady hair.   They'll confuse him for one of those queers....and some guy named Cooter would pull out his vintage rifle and shoot him.

Suddenly, I like your idea even better.

If Cooter from Goshen is a Cub fan (and he's probably as likely a Reds fan), he likes the idea too.
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« Reply #108 on: April 15, 2010, 04:52:50 PM »
This guy sucks cock through a straw.
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« Reply #109 on: April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM »
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.
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« Reply #110 on: April 15, 2010, 05:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.
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« Reply #111 on: April 15, 2010, 05:35:20 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

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« Reply #112 on: April 15, 2010, 05:42:07 PM »
He's awful and you all know it.
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« Reply #113 on: April 15, 2010, 05:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
He's awful and you all know it.

Actually, if you read through this thread, it's clear we all think he's capable of eventually being a quality No. 2 starter in the majors.
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« Reply #114 on: April 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM »
I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   
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« Reply #115 on: April 15, 2010, 07:34:53 PM »
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   



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« Reply #116 on: April 15, 2010, 08:02:28 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 15, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   



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« Reply #117 on: April 15, 2010, 08:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.
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« Reply #118 on: April 15, 2010, 08:47:12 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 15, 2010, 08:20:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.


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« Reply #119 on: April 15, 2010, 09:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 08:02:28 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 15, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   



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