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Author Topic: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread  (Read 8528 times)
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« Reply #120 on: April 15, 2010, 09:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 15, 2010, 04:24:22 PM
I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

Don't you listen to Steve Stone?  Failed Cub pitchers run car dealerships, not life insurance companies. 
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« Reply #121 on: April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM »
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e
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http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=545

"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #122 on: April 16, 2010, 01:06:13 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines
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« Reply #123 on: April 16, 2010, 01:32:54 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.
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http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=545

"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #124 on: April 16, 2010, 01:58:50 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:32:54 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?
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« Reply #125 on: April 16, 2010, 02:21:04 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:58:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:32:54 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

If I had to guess:
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« Reply #126 on: April 16, 2010, 07:01:18 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 15, 2010, 09:22:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 08:02:28 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 15, 2010, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:51:30 PM
I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   



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We'd like a word with you.
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« Reply #127 on: April 16, 2010, 07:37:51 AM »
I see where this is going.
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« Reply #128 on: April 16, 2010, 07:38:52 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
jaime hendry

I'm hope this one will stick.
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« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2010, 08:48:34 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on April 16, 2010, 02:21:04 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:58:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:32:54 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

If I had to guess:



Epic, SKO.

Simply epic.
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« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2010, 09:10:31 AM »
Quote from: Bort on April 16, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 16, 2010, 02:21:04 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:58:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:32:54 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 16, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

If I had to guess:



Epic, SKO.

Simply epic.

I thought we streamlined the process so that drunken threads get deposited here.

Also, here's my nominee for the FIREBARN:
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2010, 09:48:36 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 15, 2010, 08:20:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.

Wait a minute...  Did you?  Uh oh.

I used to hate Will Ohman pretty badly too.
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« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2010, 09:49:42 AM »
God, I hate this team. And everyone who's ever played for it.

Except Daryle Ward. Because I don't need to get on BK's extensive, Nixonian enemies list.
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« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2010, 10:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Jub on April 16, 2010, 09:48:36 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 15, 2010, 08:20:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Jub on April 15, 2010, 05:27:35 PM
S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.

Wait a minute...  Did you?  Uh oh.

I used to hate Will Ohman pretty badly too.

The internet is Dr. NVF's. We're just guests.
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« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2010, 12:49:39 PM »
Samardzija needs to be punched in the nuts by Fork.
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