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Author Topic: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread  (Read 8464 times)
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« Reply #195 on: April 19, 2012, 03:34:45 PM »

The expression on Snork's face as he's being FIREBARNED will be funny until the end of time.
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« Reply #196 on: June 27, 2012, 03:05:19 PM »


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« Reply #197 on: June 27, 2012, 04:05:17 PM »

Please keep in mind that Mr. 5.05 ERA Samardzija is the "untradeable" Cub.  Now we know it is because no other team would want him.
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« Reply #198 on: June 27, 2012, 04:25:50 PM »

Please keep in mind that Mr. 5.05 ERA Samardzija is the "untradeable" Cub.

Only according to the bullshit reporting of one Bob Nightengale.
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« Reply #199 on: June 27, 2012, 04:30:03 PM »

Please keep in mind that Mr. 5.05 ERA Samardzija is the "untradeable" Cub.  Now we know it is because no other team would want him.

I think Stew is our most meatball Desipiot.
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« Reply #200 on: June 27, 2012, 07:06:15 PM »

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e
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« Reply #201 on: June 27, 2012, 08:37:05 PM »

Please keep in mind that Mr. 5.05 ERA Samardzija is the "untradeable" Cub.  Now we know it is because no other team would want him.

I think Stew is our most meatball Desipiot.

Nothing wrong with hating Snork. It's only right and natural.
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« Reply #202 on: June 28, 2012, 08:29:40 AM »

Turns out Samardzija is alien for Marquis.
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« Reply #203 on: June 28, 2012, 08:49:51 AM »

Turns out Samardzija is alien for Marquis.

I see the parallels. I hated that fucker with every fiber of my being even when he was serviceable, too.
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« Reply #204 on: June 28, 2012, 11:50:17 AM »

Turns out Samardzija is alien for Marquis.

I see the parallels. I hated that fucker with every fiber of my being even when he was serviceable, too.

This is a fucking lie. It never happened.
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« Reply #205 on: June 28, 2012, 12:02:06 PM »

Turns out Samardzija is alien for Marquis.

I see the parallels. I hated that fucker with every fiber of my being even when he was serviceable, too.

I don't "hate" the guy.  A a pitcher he is almost as good as anyone else on the roster who may be considered a number three in the rotation. My comment was directed at the dumbness of thinking that he was so special that he was "untradeable". 
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« Reply #206 on: July 02, 2012, 08:33:04 PM »



"Hey, girl."
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« Reply #207 on: July 03, 2012, 07:34:24 AM »



"Hey, girl."

Goddamnit, Marie.
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« Reply #208 on: August 05, 2012, 01:39:50 PM »

Alright guys.  Who's been practicing?
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« Reply #209 on: September 08, 2012, 09:06:01 PM »

Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Excellent work this season.
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