Summer Shows in Chicago

[BH]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

They co-wrote it.

[MAD]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

They co-wrote it.

That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write a sad song about his dead child by himself.

[flannj]

I'd like to get on thie Eric Clapton hatewagon if there's room.  He sucks and I like a lot of shitty, old music. 

Gas up the Aztec Huey, there's plenty of shitty, old music going on this weekend.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

I feel confident saying that Anal Cunt probably thinks you're gay for pointing this out (and you're fucking gay).

[Bort]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

I feel confident saying that Anal Cunt probably thinks you're gay for pointing this out (and you're fucking gay).

Safe bet. Especially if he listens to Everclear and Dishwalla or is Harvey Corman.

[BH]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

I feel confident saying that Anal Cunt probably thinks you're gay for pointing this out (and you're fucking gay).

Safe bet. Especially if he listens to Everclear and Dishwalla or is Harvey Corman.

Who is anal cunt?

[PenPho]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

I feel confident saying that Anal Cunt probably thinks you're gay for pointing this out (and you're fucking gay).

Safe bet. Especially if he listens to Everclear and Dishwalla or is Harvey Corman.

Who is anal cunt?

colonholin'

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

I feel confident saying that Anal Cunt probably thinks you're gay for pointing this out (and you're fucking gay).

Safe bet. Especially if he listens to Everclear and Dishwalla or is Harvey Corman.

Frankly, I think this one hits us all in the butthurt.

[Bort]

Am I the only one that thinks clapton is a bit boring...

Easy listening music for white Boomers who've given up cocaine.

Boring as dick.
But then, I only qualify for 2 out of 3 of the above.

Listening to Clapton on the album he did with John Mayall will dissuade you from this notion.

Sorry, I should have qualified. I was only referring to solo clapton. Band clapton was good.

You mean you don't like the unplugged version of "Layla"?

That's right. I don't.

eric clapton sucks
eric clapton sucks
eric clapton's gay
and he's fucking gay

your father's the 4th worst songwriter, after springsteen, seger and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs, so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight," so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died until he wrote that song
and kevin sharp is gay

That's awesome, but I'm pretty sure Clapton didn't even write "Tears in Heaven".  That's how much he sucks.  He couldn't even write his own sad song for his own dead child.

I feel confident saying that Anal Cunt probably thinks you're gay for pointing this out (and you're fucking gay).

Safe bet. Especially if he listens to Everclear and Dishwalla or is Harvey Corman.

Frankly, I think this one hits us all in the butthurt.

Terrible band. Great song titles.

[MAD]

I'd like to get on thie Eric Clapton hatewagon if there's room.  He sucks and I like a lot of shitty, old music.  

Gas up the Aztec Huey, there's plenty of shitty, old music going on this weekend.

True story.  A 5 year old Huey knew every word to every song on that first Foreigner album that came out around 1977.

Oh how...

[Fork]

I'd like to get on thie Eric Clapton hatewagon if there's room.  He sucks and I like a lot of shitty, old music.  

Gas up the Aztec Huey, there's plenty of shitty, old music going on this weekend.

True story.  A 5 year old Huey knew every word to every song on that first Foreigner album that came out around 1977.

Oh how...

You know a band kicks ass when there's a guy with an eyepatch.

[Oleg]

Just picked up a pair for Blitzen Trapper at Lincoln Hall.  There seem to be some other decent shows coming that aren't sold out yet, either.

On another note, anyopne going to this?  De La Soul, NAS and Damion Marley, Lupe Fiasco, and a bunch of dirty hippy bands.

[Fork]

Who's hanging out with KD in October?

[Oleg]

Who's hanging out with KD in October?

Fuck.
Yeah.

[flannj]

Who's hanging out with KD in October?

Fuck.
Yeah.

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