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« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2011, 07:59:24 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 07:09:51 PM
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Is there a Governor's and Congressman's Wing in the Illinois State Prison?

(Governors' and Congressmens')

[Governors' and Congressmen's]
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« Reply #61 on: December 08, 2011, 10:15:53 AM »
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Quote from: CBStew on December 07, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
Is there a Governor's and Congressman's Wing in the Illinois State Prison?

(Governors' and Congressmens')

[Governors' and Congressmen's]

(Governors' and Congressman's)
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« Reply #62 on: March 21, 2012, 01:17:56 PM »
http://www.suntimes.com/11443185-417/blagojevichs-barber-ex-govs-hair-is-dyed-will-turn-gray-in-prison.html

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Rod Blagojevich’s barber says the former Illinois governor’s famously thick, dark hair is dyed and will turn gray within the first months of his prison term.
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« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2012, 01:23:00 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/11443185-417/blagojevichs-barber-ex-govs-hair-is-dyed-will-turn-gray-in-prison.html

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Rod Blagojevich’s barber says the former Illinois governor’s famously thick, dark hair is dyed and will turn gray within the first months of his prison term.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #64 on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:48 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/11443185-417/blagojevichs-barber-ex-govs-hair-is-dyed-will-turn-gray-in-prison.html

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Rod Blagojevich’s barber says the former Illinois governor’s famously thick, dark hair is dyed and will turn gray within the first months of his prison term.

You know you've hit bottom when even your barber turns on you.
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« Reply #65 on: March 21, 2012, 03:32:27 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 21, 2012, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/11443185-417/blagojevichs-barber-ex-govs-hair-is-dyed-will-turn-gray-in-prison.html

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Rod Blagojevich’s barber says the former Illinois governor’s famously thick, dark hair is dyed and will turn gray within the first months of his prison term.

You know you've hit bottom when even your barber turns on you.

Greg Valentine agrees.
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« Reply #66 on: March 21, 2012, 04:35:08 PM »
Not Brutus Beefcake?
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« Reply #67 on: March 21, 2012, 06:19:45 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 21, 2012, 04:35:08 PM
Not Brutus Beefcake?

Well, Brutus WAS the Barber and Valentine was his ex-part - ah, forget the whole thing.
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« Reply #68 on: March 21, 2012, 06:52:49 PM »
Quote from: CT III on March 21, 2012, 06:19:45 PM
Quote from: thehawk on March 21, 2012, 04:35:08 PM
Not Brutus Beefcake?

Well, Brutus WAS the Barber and Valentine was his ex-part - ah, forget the whole thing.

I thought the Jim The Anvil Neidhart was Valentine's ex partner.
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« Reply #69 on: March 21, 2012, 10:03:37 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
http://www.suntimes.com/11443185-417/blagojevichs-barber-ex-govs-hair-is-dyed-will-turn-gray-in-prison.html

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Rod Blagojevich’s barber says the former Illinois governor’s famously thick, dark hair is dyed and will turn gray within the first months of his prison term.

Well, FCC Yazoo City allows inmates to possess two tins of shoe polish. FCI Englewood might go along.
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« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2012, 05:56:26 PM »
Illinois may get to share some of its gubernatorial corruption world-championship belt with South Carolina soon.

Gov. Nikki Haley (whose name just sounds pornographic) may be indicted for tax fraud next week.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2012, 01:59:44 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2012, 05:56:26 PM
Illinois may get to share some of its gubernatorial corruption world-championship belt with South Carolina soon.

Gov. Nikki Haley (whose name just sounds pornographic) may be indicted for tax fraud next week.

But Nikki Haley's kinda hot.
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Are you serious, Fork?
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« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2012, 08:57:19 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2012, 05:56:26 PM
Illinois may get to share some of its gubernatorial corruption world-championship belt with South Carolina soon.

Gov. Nikki Haley (whose name just sounds pornographic) may be indicted for tax fraud next week.

Man, SC should stick to crazy and/or inept and leave corrupt to the pros. This is Jordan playing baseball all over again.
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« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2012, 05:36:18 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2012, 05:56:26 PM
Illinois may get to share some of its gubernatorial corruption world-championship belt with South Carolina soon.

Gov. Nikki Haley (whose name just sounds pornographic) may be indicted for tax fraud next week.

http://www.thestate.com/2012/03/30/2214845/irs-case-closed-on-sikh-temple.html

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The Internal Revenue Service determined last fall that an investigation of the Sikh Religious Society where Gov. Nikki Haley’s parents are leaders was not warranted, according to a letter the IRS provided to the Governor’s Office Friday.

“After further consideration of your organization, we have determined that an investigation is not warranted at this time for the above tax period,” the letter states. “We did not conduct an examination for the above period.”
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« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2012, 05:41:09 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 30, 2012, 05:36:18 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 29, 2012, 05:56:26 PM
Illinois may get to share some of its gubernatorial corruption world-championship belt with South Carolina soon.

Gov. Nikki Haley (whose name just sounds pornographic) may be indicted for tax fraud next week.

http://www.thestate.com/2012/03/30/2214845/irs-case-closed-on-sikh-temple.html

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The Internal Revenue Service determined last fall that an investigation of the Sikh Religious Society where Gov. Nikki Haley’s parents are leaders was not warranted, according to a letter the IRS provided to the Governor’s Office Friday.

“After further consideration of your organization, we have determined that an investigation is not warranted at this time for the above tax period,” the letter states. “We did not conduct an examination for the above period.”

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The liberals have created a traffic jam at Harbison and Dutch Square. They are flooding all the stores that have kleenex and hankerchiefs. Wal-mart has ran out of all tissue. Well, we can guess the liberals will have to use their sleeves to cry on.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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