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Slaky

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM »
MODS!!!!

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 09:20:20 AM »
Dammit, Slak.  He's been on death's door for 20 years.  Don't do this to me, man...I need this!!!
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 09:27:19 AM »
Can't happen... that would give me two scores this week.  Way too Reaperish.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 09:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

Wouldn't grave condition mean he is dead? The only way he'll be in a condition suitable for the grave is when he is dead.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 09:54:09 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2010, 09:57:45 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 04, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

If Wooden survives this year, I'm coming for Slak.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
Eli G. (6-22-10)

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2010, 10:53:53 AM »

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.
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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2010, 12:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2010, 10:53:53 AM

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

I laughed. 
Quote from: CT III on June 04, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 09:30:27 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 04, 2010, 08:49:04 AM
MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

Inspiration struck. I made a move.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2010, 12:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2010, 12:04:31 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2010, 10:53:53 AM

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

I laughed. 

Damnit, I did, too.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2010, 09:47:55 PM »
Slaky vindicated.

I believed in you, buddy.
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Slaky

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2010, 10:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 04, 2010, 09:47:55 PM
Slaky vindicated.

I believed in you, buddy.

Your support is what got us through this.

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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2010, 10:14:40 PM »
Rack me.
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Re: John Wooden Casket
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2010, 10:50:40 PM »
Big movement today...

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The mick takes over first with his third kill of the season and BigDrinky comes out of nowhere to take sole possession of third.
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