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J. Walter Weatherman
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« on: June 07, 2010, 08:45:33 AM »
Quote from: R-V on June 07, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
We need a new thread where the gutless slapdicks on this board who choose "alternate" teams can cheer them on all summer.

IAN's got his beloved Cardinals and Pen, his heroic Tigers. Many of you have already hopped on CFIHP's Twins wagon, too.

SKO's got his Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Desipio europansies have World Cup Turf Diving.

Me, I've been leaning pretty hard on the Hawks. But their march to the Cup comes to an end this week.

So who else you got?
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM »
Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010, 08:50:27 AM »
Burlington Bees of the Pinto 6 League and the Louisville Bats of the Shetland 7 League of Glenview Youth Baseball sport outstanding teams that have yet to lose a game all year.

And they highlight two red headed kids with OBPs that would make Matt Murton proud.
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010, 08:53:46 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 08:45:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 07, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
We need a new thread where the gutless slapdicks on this board who choose "alternate" teams can cheer them on all summer.

IAN's got his beloved Cardinals and Pen, his heroic Tigers. Many of you have already hopped on CFIHP's Twins wagon, too.

SKO's got his Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Desipio europansies have World Cup Turf Diving.

Me, I've been leaning pretty hard on the Hawks. But their march to the Cup comes to an end this week.

So who else you got?

It'll be a cold day in hell when I root for the Riders. Stamps all the way. Time to reclaim the Grey Cup, boys.


 
One last shot at Glory, Henry.
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"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 08:58:31 AM »
Quote from: BigDrinky on June 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.
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"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 09:00:42 AM »
I have Dr. Scotch.
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 09:18:08 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: BigDrinky on June 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 09:18:53 AM »
Chicago Slaughter, anyone?  Defending CIFL champs.  Mongo is their head coach (littile-known fact: The Fridge turned the Slaughter's offer of "Director of Football Operations" down.).  Plus, *IAN is the team's official photographer of the Slaughter Girls.  Proof here:  http://chicago-slaughter.com/html/dancers/default.html
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 09:20:23 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on June 07, 2010, 09:18:53 AM
Chicago Slaughter, anyone?  Defending CIFL champs.  Mongo is their head coach (littile-known fact: The Fridge turned the Slaughter's offer of "Director of Football Operations" down.).  Plus, *IAN is the team's official photographer of the Slaughter Girls.  Proof here:  http://chicago-slaughter.com/html/dancers/default.html

I think it's more the Slaughter Girls and notsomuch me.
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 09:24:55 AM »
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: BigDrinky on June 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.




Allow me to explain. See, in the Arena League, touchdowns are nearly as common as first downs. So I used the transitive property of Hueysian anger to equate AFL scores with NFL first downs.
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"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2010, 09:25:27 AM »
Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.
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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 09:27:08 AM »
Internet porn.
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2010, 09:29:49 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 07, 2010, 09:27:08 AM
Internet porn.

Quote from: Yeti on June 07, 2010, 09:25:27 AM
Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.

Or a combination of these
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« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2010, 09:32:18 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on June 07, 2010, 09:29:49 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 07, 2010, 09:27:08 AM
Internet porn.

Quote from: Yeti on June 07, 2010, 09:25:27 AM
Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.

Or a combination of these

That reminds me...Fork, do you remember 8585?
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« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2010, 09:41:35 AM »
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: BigDrinky on June 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.




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