Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea

[Bort]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

The only decent thing about Yeti being a pederass is that he's not a teacher.  Kurt, however, is a school teacher and molests children.  8 year olds dude.

Well, they are Canadian, so I don't know if they have feelings.

[Gilgamesh]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

The only decent thing about Yeti being a pederass is that he's not a teacher.  Kurt, however, is a school teacher and molests children.  8 year olds dude.

Well, they are Canadian, so I don't know if they have feelings.

Socialist feelings.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[Bort]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[PenPho]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[Gilgamesh]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[Yeti]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

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[Fork]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

[Fork]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[powen01]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

[Slaky]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

We call 'em Hey Judies or Bingo Wings.

[Sterling Archer]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[Fork]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.