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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2010, 08:22:44 AM »

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

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We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

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The only decent thing about Yeti being a pederass is that he's not a teacher.  Kurt, however, is a school teacher and molests children.  8 year olds dude.

Well, they are Canadian, so I don't know if they have feelings.
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"...by the time he stepped to the plate, he was more than 60% of the way toward being on first base already.

That is absolutely staggering."
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2010, 05:40:53 PM »

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?
We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

The only decent thing about Yeti being a pederass is that he's not a teacher.  Kurt, however, is a school teacher and molests children.  8 year olds dude.

Well, they are Canadian, so I don't know if they have feelings.

Socialist feelings.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2010, 05:32:31 PM »

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?
We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.
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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2010, 10:24:41 PM »

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?
We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.
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That is absolutely staggering."
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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2010, 09:51:52 AM »

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?



Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?
We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2010, 04:49:37 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2010, 12:11:22 PM »

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2010, 10:12:48 PM »


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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2010, 08:02:03 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2010, 09:34:20 AM »

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

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Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2010, 11:28:25 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2010, 01:11:25 PM »

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

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Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.



Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.
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« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2010, 01:13:54 PM »

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

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Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.



Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

We call 'em Hey Judies or Bingo Wings.
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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2010, 01:45:14 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2010, 02:13:00 PM »

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

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SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Quote
Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.



Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

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