Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea

[BH]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

[Gilgamesh]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

You owe the federal government a new Dell monitor now, sir.

[Sterling Archer]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

Suddenly this urge to start a band called Underage Lovecow.

[Yeti]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

Suddenly this urge to start a band called Underage Lovecow.

I'M NOT EVEN THAT FAT ANYMORE

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

Suddenly this urge to start a band called Underage Lovecow.

I'M NOT EVEN THAT FAT ANYMORE

Yes you are.

[Yeti]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

Suddenly this urge to start a band called Underage Lovecow.

I'M NOT EVEN THAT FAT ANYMORE

Yes you are.

Dammit... 168 is normal weight? For what, a Nigerian?

[Wheezer]

Good news, Yeti...

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gkhTD90JF9hl_js4rFNNmxLFCDWgD9GJQTIG0

SAINT-DENIS, Reunion — Sixteen-year-old sailor Abby Sunderland is homeward bound — though her plane flight back to California isn't the homecoming she originally imagined when she set off in hopes of sailing around the world.

About two weeks after her rescue at sea, Sunderland departed Sunday from the French island of Reunion, off the southeastern coast of Africa, en route to France, then on to California.

If she's getting too old for you, though, never fear. She's the second oldest of a big litter:

Her parents were awaiting her return at the family home in Thousand Oaks, California, where her mother is soon to give birth to her eighth child. Sunderland is expected to give a news conference in southern California on Tuesday.

Those are some thick meathooks... ahem.  ...arms.

Yo ho ho and a galley full of Twinkies.

There is something poetic about yeti and his underage lovecow sailing around the world together eating cake.

Suddenly this urge to start a band called Underage Lovecow.

I'M NOT EVEN THAT FAT ANYMORE

Yes you are.

Dammit... 168 is normal weight? For what, a Nigerian?

I'm quite frustrated that saharareporters.com is too broken to deliver up the article "Nigeria Eagles, Simply Too Fat To Fly Or Play Soccer At WC 2010" at the moment.

[Sterling Archer]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

[Yeti]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

When Al Gore invented the internet you would have thought he'd come up with an "Undo" button.

[PenPho]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

When Al Gore invented the internet you would have thought he'd come up with an "Undo" button.

You mean this one?

[Yeti]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

When Al Gore invented the internet you would have thought he'd come up with an "Undo" button.

You mean this one?

You'd need to delete yours too, douche, since you quoted me.

[Bort]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

When Al Gore invented the internet you would have thought he'd come up with an "Undo" button.

You mean this one?

You'd need to delete yours too, douche, since you quoted me.

I guess I should delete mine?

[Yeti]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

When Al Gore invented the internet you would have thought he'd come up with an "Undo" button.

You mean this one?

You'd need to delete yours too, douche, since you quoted me.

I guess I should delete mine?

If by "mine", you mean "yourself", then yes

[Richard Chuggar]

She looks kinda cute. Think she'd like someone to mend her lost heart?

Like, how old are you?  Ohmagawd.

Fuck. Someone Ratto this thread

Can we sticky or pin or whatever this so it stays on top?

We'll have to keep bumping it until Andy does.

Bump'd for Kurt's newest pedophilic friend, Yeti.

For ease of reference at a later date...

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7397.msg218466#msg218466

When Al Gore invented the internet you would have thought he'd come up with an "Undo" button.

You mean this one?

You'd need to delete yours too, douche, since you quoted me.

I guess I should delete mine?

If by "mine", you mean "yourself", then yes

What about mine?