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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2011, 09:30:44 AM »

Some rumors:  play as Tommy Vercetti from Vice City (although multiple characters may be possible); CJ from San Andreas in the police footchase?; the get buff/get fat player health mechanic returns (the beach workout station part of the trailer); fighter jets and planes; immigrant workers?; the global recession plays a big role.

Even though Saints Row has bee more GTA than GTA lately, hopefully Rockstar gets back to what they do best.  GTAIV, while a great game, was just boring.

This makes no sense?

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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2011, 09:42:28 AM »

Some rumors:  play as Tommy Vercetti from Vice City (although multiple characters may be possible); CJ from San Andreas in the police footchase?; the get buff/get fat player health mechanic returns (the beach workout station part of the trailer); fighter jets and planes; immigrant workers?; the global recession plays a big role.

Even though Saints Row has bee more GTA than GTA lately, hopefully Rockstar gets back to what they do best.  GTAIV, while a great game, was just boring.

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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2011, 10:16:14 AM »

Technically it was a very solid game.  And it had it's moments.  But overall, it was less outrageous than the former GTA's and that made it a boring story.  It was still a good game despite that, no?
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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2011, 10:21:58 AM »

Technically it was a very solid game.  And it had it's moments.  But overall, it was less outrageous than the former GTA's and that made it a boring story.  It was still a good game despite that, no?

If you want a good story, go outside and do something
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM »

The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2011, 04:31:19 PM »

The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2011, 06:29:27 PM »

The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

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« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2011, 11:47:13 AM »

The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?

Thanks, Tonks!  I've been here and there.  Mostly there, I guess.  You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day.
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« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2011, 12:18:02 PM »

The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?

Thanks, Tonks!  I've been here and there.  Mostly there, I guess.  You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day.

That landscaping job is paying unexpected dividends, eh?
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« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2011, 11:02:14 AM »

The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?

Thanks, Tonks!  I've been here and there.  Mostly there, I guess.  You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day.

That landscaping job is paying unexpected dividends, eh?

What is..."job"?
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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2013, 07:36:12 PM »

Delayed from Spring 2013 to September, if anyone cares.
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