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Wheezer

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I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« on: June 29, 2010, 06:49:09 PM »
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QuoteI talked to the guys here at CNN and I told them I would like to end Larry King Live, the nightly show, this fall and CNN has graciously accepted, giving me more time for my wife and I to get to the kids' little league games.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 08:18:23 PM »
I did not need to see him dressed like that. Holy shit.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 08:22:32 PM »
Dammit, for a second there I thought I was on the board.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 09:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 08:18:23 PM
I did not need to see him dressed like that. Holy shit.

That photo is haunting.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 05:59:06 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 29, 2010, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 08:18:23 PM
I did not need to see him dressed like that. Holy shit.

That photo is haunting.

Wait, he's married? To a woman?

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 07:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Bonk on June 30, 2010, 05:59:06 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 29, 2010, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 08:18:23 PM
I did not need to see him dressed like that. Holy shit.

That photo is haunting.

Wait, he's married? To a woman?

He gets married so often he just refers to his wives by month.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 08:08:08 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 29, 2010, 06:49:09 PM
QuoteI talked to the guys here at CNN and I told them I would like to end Larry King Live, the nightly show, this fall and CNN has graciously accepted, giving me more time for my wife and I to get to the kids' little league games.


Is there any part of that statement that's true?

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 08:21:26 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 29, 2010, 09:45:48 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 29, 2010, 08:18:23 PM
I did not need to see him dressed like that. Holy shit.

That photo is haunting.

Shoes with holes where laces should go, but no laces and elastic to hold them on are something I'll never understand.
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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM »
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 09:33:48 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.

Yeti is going to kill you for wishing his riverpig girlfriend had died at sea.

Slaky

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2010, 10:29:30 AM »
Quote from: BH on June 30, 2010, 09:33:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.

Yeti is going to kill you for wishing his riverpig girlfriend had died at sea.

Swampboar. Creekbeast. Lakeogre.

This is fun.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2010, 10:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 30, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
Quote from: BH on June 30, 2010, 09:33:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.

Yeti is going to kill you for wishing his riverpig girlfriend had died at sea.

Swampboar. Creekbeast. Lakeogre.

This is fun.

Fjordbuffalo.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2010, 10:49:01 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 30, 2010, 10:44:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 30, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
Quote from: BH on June 30, 2010, 09:33:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.

Yeti is going to kill you for wishing his riverpig girlfriend had died at sea.

Swampboar. Creekbeast. Lakeogre.

This is fun.

Fjordbuffalo.

Boghog?
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2010, 10:49:59 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 30, 2010, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 30, 2010, 10:44:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 30, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
Quote from: BH on June 30, 2010, 09:33:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.

Yeti is going to kill you for wishing his riverpig girlfriend had died at sea.

Swampboar. Creekbeast. Lakeogre.

This is fun.

Fjordbuffalo.

Boghog?

SeaCow?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: I'll bet that murderous bastard Polanski is behind this
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2010, 10:53:07 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 10:49:59 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 30, 2010, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 30, 2010, 10:44:58 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 30, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
Quote from: BH on June 30, 2010, 09:33:48 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 30, 2010, 09:08:46 AM
Why does this thread exist?  I'd rather see photos of dead whales or something.

Yeti is going to kill you for wishing his riverpig girlfriend had died at sea.

Swampboar. Creekbeast. Lakeogre.

This is fun.

Fjordbuffalo.

Boghog?

SeaCow?

He was killed by The Monarch.