Butthurt

[Sterling Archer]

This is rich:

"Increasing encroachment of the Chicago Cubs on the residential and business community interests negatively impacts the interests of residents and voters," the letter states.

"Increasing encroachment."  How long has the ballpark been there?  It's not like the Cubs just moved to the neighborhood from Decatur.  If it's so unbearable, FUCKING MOVE!

But in a sign of just how hard it will be for Tunney to please everyone, residents began circulating an online petition Friday critical of a parking garage in the congested neighborhood, saying bicycles and public transportation should be promoted instead.

"Don't turn Lakeview into a parking lot," stated the petition, signed by more than 130 people as of early Friday evening. "Lakeview is a vibrant community that doesn't need more traffic and pollution. Adding more parking for Wrigley Field will only bring more cars to our neighborhood and make traffic even more unbearable."

Boo hoo.  Again: Move away if it's that bad.  The Cubs don't really owe you shit.

[Fork]

Wrigleyville clearly got its name from all the chewing gum sold in the area.

[PenFoe]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

[Sterling Archer]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

[Internet Apex]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

[R-V]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

[Internet Apex]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other. But is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

[R-V]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

[Internet Apex]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

You just like Bruce because he posts in the Epstink group on Facebook.

[CT III]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

You just like Bruce because he posts in the Epstink group on Facebook.

And you just like Sully because he said "hi" to you in the parking lot a few times.  STARFUCKER!

[Fork]

Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.

Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

You just like Bruce because he posts in the Epstink group on Facebook.

I think it's adorable that after all this time you still think we have high standards.

[morpheus]

This thread is so aptly titled.