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J. Walter Weatherman

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WTF, Japan?
« on: July 28, 2010, 07:46:02 PM »
Because they're letting Murton hit .352 and weird shit is their national pastime...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

QuoteKancho (カンチョー kanchō) is a prank often played in Japan; it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking. It is similar to the wedgie or a goosing, although, as compared to kancho, the former mentioned acts do not involve physical contact which is quite as intimate or direct. A Kancho is often executed simultaneously as the offending party loudly emphasizes the second syllable of "Kan-CHO!" In scandinavia this is commonly known as, "a rasmus."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga

QuoteBoong-Ga Boong-Ga (Japanese: 浣腸ゲームkanchō geemu), also known as Spank 'em, is an arcade game developed by South Korean company Taff System. It is the first arcade game to simulate kancho, a children's prank popular in Japan where the victim is poked with two fingers in the anal region whilst distracted.















Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 09:12:29 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 28, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Because they're letting Murton hit .352 and weird shit is their national pastime...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

QuoteKancho (カンチョー kanchō) is a prank often played in Japan; it is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking. It is similar to the wedgie or a goosing, although, as compared to kancho, the former mentioned acts do not involve physical contact which is quite as intimate or direct. A Kancho is often executed simultaneously as the offending party loudly emphasizes the second syllable of "Kan-CHO!" In scandinavia this is commonly known as, "a rasmus."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga

QuoteBoong-Ga Boong-Ga (Japanese: 浣腸ゲームkanchō geemu), also known as Spank 'em, is an arcade game developed by South Korean company Taff System. It is the first arcade game to simulate kancho, a children's prank popular in Japan where the victim is poked with two fingers in the anal region whilst distracted.

















I positive this prank.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 07:32:04 AM »
I'd love to bang that chick.

Powdered Toast Man

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 07:40:27 AM »
I like that they named it after Colby Rasmus in Scandinavia.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2010, 07:41:34 AM »

Why shock her when you can Spock her?
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2010, 08:50:52 AM »
In many ways, Japan has never recovered from the atomic bomb.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2010, 10:18:31 AM »
NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/5haLY.jpg

Via: http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2010/03/nsfw-this-poster-hangs-in-tokyo-sushi.html

QuoteHere's the partial English translation of this "penis handling" instructional diagram for—judging by the illustrations (see especially right, lower-ish)—10 year-old Japanese girls. (Yes, I know it's a cultural style called kawaii. But still.)

WTF, Japan?
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2010, 03:36:23 PM »

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 09:15:54 AM »
Japan now has breast-enlarging ringtone technology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z30Z4iZSnJk

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 04:20:23 PM »
Children's shows are weird in Japan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gD8nV8RlPU

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 08:56:17 PM »
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2010, 07:43:56 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2010, 07:45:02 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 30, 2010, 07:43:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 29, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
I don't think the Japanese language actually has umlauts.

The Germans and Japanese getting together?

What could go wrong?

Well, the only reason it went bad last time is the AMORAL ITALIANS kept pushing them...
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 11:53:12 AM »
Because Matt Murton just broke Ichiro Suzuki's record for most hits in a single season of Japanese Professional Baseball.

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The 29-year-old Murton has 211 hits this season for the Hanshin Tigers. Suzuki, now playing for the Mariners, had 210 back in 1994 for the Orix BlueWave. Murton is expected to re-sign with his Japanese club this winter rather than test the free agent waters in Major League Baseball.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 12:20:57 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on October 05, 2010, 11:53:12 AM
Because Matt Murton just broke Ichiro Suzuki's record for most hits in a single season of Japanese Professional Baseball.

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The 29-year-old Murton has 211 hits this season for the Hanshin Tigers. Suzuki, now playing for the Mariners, had 210 back in 1994 for the Orix BlueWave. Murton is expected to re-sign with his Japanese club this winter rather than test the free agent waters in Major League Baseball.

210 singles and one double.
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