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« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2012, 04:55:19 PM »
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2012, 06:28:46 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 30, 2012, 04:55:19 PM


Yeah, the film is actually called "Love in the buff", and is Hong Kong Chinese.
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« Reply #62 on: May 31, 2012, 09:42:22 AM »
Either way, there is something to be said for it.
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« Reply #63 on: June 18, 2012, 01:54:15 PM »
I, umm....I got nothing.
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« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2012, 11:50:38 AM »
Vagina pants!

NSFW, strictly speaking, I suppose.
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« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2012, 12:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 21, 2012, 11:50:38 AM
Vagina pants!

NSFW, strictly speaking, I suppose.

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On the other hand, this fauxgina does have a hole in it, so you could let your dick dangle out of there...

And thus we move ever closer to realizing the mythical dong hanging out of a mouth.
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« Reply #66 on: September 26, 2012, 05:55:21 PM »
WTF, other Asian place?

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19642474/tycoon-offers-millions-for-man-to-marry-lesbian-daughter

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A Hong Kong shipping tycoon has reportedly offered a HK$500 million ($65 million) "marriage bounty" for her lesbian daughter.

33-year-old Gigi Chao married her female partner earlier this year and that apparently didn't sit well with her father.

Cecil Chao is offering the cash to any man who can capture Gigi's heart, the South China Morning Post reported.
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« Reply #67 on: September 26, 2012, 06:36:02 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 05:55:21 PM
WTF, other Asian place?

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19642474/tycoon-offers-millions-for-man-to-marry-lesbian-daughter

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A Hong Kong shipping tycoon has reportedly offered a HK$500 million ($65 million) "marriage bounty" for her lesbian daughter.

33-year-old Gigi Chao married her female partner earlier this year and that apparently didn't sit well with her father.

Cecil Chao is offering the cash to any man who can capture Gigi's heart, the South China Morning Post reported.


Worth a shot.
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« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2012, 07:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on September 26, 2012, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 05:55:21 PM
WTF, other Asian place?

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19642474/tycoon-offers-millions-for-man-to-marry-lesbian-daughter

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A Hong Kong shipping tycoon has reportedly offered a HK$500 million ($65 million) "marriage bounty" for her lesbian daughter.

33-year-old Gigi Chao married her female partner earlier this year and that apparently didn't sit well with her father.

Cecil Chao is offering the cash to any man who can capture Gigi's heart, the South China Morning Post reported.


Worth a shot.



Looks like a fantastic opportunity. I don't think my Asian girlfriend or my lesbian sister would see the significance of it though.
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« Reply #69 on: September 27, 2012, 11:42:56 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 26, 2012, 07:56:41 PM
Quote from: Oleg on September 26, 2012, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 05:55:21 PM
WTF, other Asian place?

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19642474/tycoon-offers-millions-for-man-to-marry-lesbian-daughter

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A Hong Kong shipping tycoon has reportedly offered a HK$500 million ($65 million) "marriage bounty" for her lesbian daughter.

33-year-old Gigi Chao married her female partner earlier this year and that apparently didn't sit well with her father.

Cecil Chao is offering the cash to any man who can capture Gigi's heart, the South China Morning Post reported.


Worth a shot.



Looks like a fantastic opportunity. I don't think my Asian girlfriend or my lesbian sister would see the significance of it though.

They sound like solid wingmen to attempt this though.
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« Reply #70 on: September 27, 2012, 04:24:55 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on September 26, 2012, 05:55:21 PM
WTF, other Asian place?

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19642474/tycoon-offers-millions-for-man-to-marry-lesbian-daughter

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A Hong Kong shipping tycoon has reportedly offered a HK$500 million ($65 million) "marriage bounty" for her lesbian daughter.

33-year-old Gigi Chao married her female partner earlier this year and that apparently didn't sit well with her father.

Cecil Chao is offering the cash to any man who can capture Gigi's heart, the South China Morning Post reported.


Are we sure this isn't the plot for a Japanese game show?
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« Reply #71 on: October 31, 2012, 09:49:15 PM »
I suppose this ties a number of items together.
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« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2012, 05:09:21 PM »
I won't be eating this.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #73 on: November 08, 2012, 05:15:52 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
I won't be eating this.



What will you be doing with it?
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« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2012, 05:21:02 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 08, 2012, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 08, 2012, 05:09:21 PM
I won't be eating this.



What will you be doing with it?

Gilling it.
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