Zsa Zsa No More

[J. Walter Weatherman]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.

Posting what update?

Where am I?

Who took my false teeth?

Fine.

If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.

If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.

[PANK!]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.

Posting what update?

Where am I?

Who took my false teeth?

Fine.

If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.

If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.

Hells yes. 

Nobody could rock jorts like that in the early '90's but my Brettsy.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

which was the first comment in a thread whose title was absent a question mark or any other equivocaton regarding the subject, leading any sane person to conclude that Miss Gabor's demise was a fait accompli and mere hours away.

What the hell does Tonker not including a question mark in the thread title have to do with me waiting to announce my ascendancy to first place until she's actually dead?

You posting an update would have simply been a more egregious example of celebrating too soon.

Posting what update?

Where am I?

Who took my false teeth?

Fine.

If you people want your defintions of jinxes clear and concise, vote for me.

If you want to follow the lead of a bumbling buffoon who spoke too soon, vote for my opponent.

Hells yes. 

Nobody could rock jorts like that in the early '90's but my Brettsy.

Every Who down in Who-ville loves celebratiing...
But The Mick of the North finds it most aggravating.

The Mick ANGERS ANGER the whole ANGER season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his head isn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that the Irish aren't bright.

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that his Wranglers are two sizes too small.

[PANK!]

Thrill's ghey.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Thrill's ghey.

Lackluster, Paddy.

[PANK!]

Thrill's ghey.

Lackluster, Paddy.

Yeah, well, I'm starting to not care.  I need more muscle in my frappucinno and, sadly, your verse above was too damn well-crafted to do the trick.

[PenPho]

Bump.

[PANK!]

Bah.

This just means Keith Richards and Abe Vigoda need to make room for a threesome.

Yuck.

[Bort]

Bah.

This just means Keith Richards and Abe Vigoda need to make room for a threesome.

Yuck.

Calm down. Tank can't hear himself celebrate.

[morpheus]

Good God.

[PenPho]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain's tits.

Bump.

[Yeti]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain Palin's tits.

Bump.

My dream'd

[BH]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain Palin's tits.

Bump.

My dream'd

Speak of the devil'd.

[Yeti]

Just imagine how giddy Huey would be if I'd actually engaged in some premature grave dancing.

Too late--THIS suffices.

That's clutching at straws, Brett.

Or not.

You put forth a compelling argument.

The next time this fucking thread gets bumped, there better be some photos of Sarah Spain Palin's tits.

Bump.

My dream'd

Speak of the devil'd.

Perfect

[Oleg]

Good God.

That's the most relevant article Breitbart has ever published.