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« Reply #165 on: November 16, 2010, 09:11:00 PM »


I listened to the second one first - if the first one is as good as this, well then. Because WOW.

The second one is my favorite rant ever. H.R. PUFNSTUF AND TEDDY RUXPIN WOULD BE BETTER DEFENSIVE COORDINATORS THAN YOU! YOU'RE RUNNING THE OPTION IN HURRICANE KATRINA?!

Transcript for those interested: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~sielaffj/rant.html
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« Reply #166 on: November 16, 2010, 09:24:10 PM »

Oh shit, here's part 2 of the Michigan State rant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjGxfiebmuo&feature=related Didn't realize it was split up.
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« Reply #167 on: November 16, 2010, 09:29:53 PM »

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

 
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« Reply #168 on: November 16, 2010, 09:33:32 PM »

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

 


Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.
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« Reply #169 on: November 16, 2010, 09:39:59 PM »

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

 


Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

What he said.
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« Reply #170 on: November 16, 2010, 09:49:54 PM »

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

 


Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

What he said.

Yes, but still not as bad as the Spartans guy. That guy was WAY more lame.
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« Reply #171 on: November 16, 2010, 09:54:32 PM »

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

 


Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

What he said.

Yes, but still not as bad as the Spartans guy. That guy was WAY more lame.

I love how he was actually sobbing at some points. He tries to pass it off as just being really hoarse but he was actually crying on the air.
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« Reply #172 on: November 16, 2010, 11:19:43 PM »

Sounded kind of forced. "ESPN AND YAHOO! ARE SAYING THE EAGLES EMBARRASSED THE REDSKINS! I WANT REPARATIONS!!! I GOT A CLOSET FULL OF REDSKINS JERSEYS AHHHHH!!!"

You know what, fuck the Redskins. Fuck them in the eye with Daniel Snyder's tiny dick.

LaVarr Arrington sounded really engrossed in the whole thing didn't he? "Get 'em."

 


Oh I hate the Redskins. This guy's pain gives me glee. But I don't think its forced. That sounds like grade A meathead shitfit.

I said kind of forced. Some of it was legit. But he started complaining about bloggers and Yahoo and I think he was just banging on his dick to get attention. You want to see a real rant, with real feelings and hurt butts. Come watch Huey play some first base at a local park. Listen and learn.
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« Reply #173 on: November 16, 2010, 11:31:33 PM »

You want to see a real rant, with real feelings and hurt butts. Come watch Huey play some first base at a local park. Listen and learn.
I laughed. Loud and long.
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« Reply #174 on: November 18, 2010, 09:28:17 AM »

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.
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« Reply #175 on: November 18, 2010, 09:47:49 AM »

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

Dan Snyder makes me happy in my man parts.
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« Reply #176 on: November 18, 2010, 09:49:06 AM »

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

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$30: Price Snyder charges for a doll of Fox Sports’ Cleatus the Robot in Redskins colors. Same doll is available on Fox’s website for $23.96.

I had no idea, none at all, that Fox's football playing, guitar playing, dancing robot actually has a name.

And the name "Cleatus" makes me think of Army Men for some reason...
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« Reply #177 on: November 18, 2010, 09:57:11 AM »

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

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$30: Price Snyder charges for a doll of Fox Sports’ Cleatus the Robot in Redskins colors. Same doll is available on Fox’s website for $23.96.

I had no idea, none at all, that Fox's football playing, guitar playing, dancing robot actually has a name.
And the name "Cleatus" makes me think of Army Men for some reason...

Neither did I. I thought it was just "that fucking queerass robot."
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« Reply #178 on: November 18, 2010, 09:57:24 AM »

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder I never realized just how awful Dan Snyder truly was. I mean, I knew he was bad, but this'll make you grateful for the damn McCaskeys.

Dan Snyder makes me happy in my man parts.

I'm sure the Cardinals could be bought.
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« Reply #179 on: November 19, 2010, 05:40:31 PM »


"Get 'em."  Over and over again was really annoying, though.
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