Your 2010 NFL Thread

[SKO]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

[Internet Apex]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

I was at a bar last night in Chicago that had a Cardinals banner hanging up prominently behind the bar. The drunker I got the more I longed to fling an empty glass at it. I actually told someone next to me that said banner fucks dudes in the ass but doesn't consider itself a homosexual - within earshot of the bartender who did not lol.

[SKO]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

I was at a bar last night in Chicago that had a Cardinals banner hanging up prominently behind the bar. The drunker I got the more I longed to fling an empty glass at it. I actually told someone next to me that said banner fucks dudes in the ass but doesn't consider itself a homosexual - within earshot of the bartender who did not lol.

I know a Mets/Vikings fan. He's also gay. I'm not saying that one caused the other, or even that they're correlated, but it Does make you wonder.

[Tony]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

[Indolent Reader]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

I was at a bar last night in Chicago that had a Cardinals banner hanging up prominently behind the bar. The drunker I got the more I longed to fling an empty glass at it. I actually told someone next to me that said banner fucks dudes in the ass but doesn't consider itself a homosexual - within earshot of the bartender who did not lol.

I know a Mets/Vikings fan. He's also gay. I'm not saying that one caused the other, or even that they're correlated, but it Does make you wonder.

I'll never forget the time I went to visit a friend in the Galesburg area.  The gas station was overloaded with Packers gear.  I asked my friend what the deal was with that, and he told me it was the result of Chicago hatred.  Enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess.

[Internet Apex]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

[SKO]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

Doesn't matter. It's clear by the laws of meathead true fandom that your uncle should pop out a kid with Downs Syndrome shortly before succumbing to an uncool form of cancer.

[Tony]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

Did he make the switch pre or post Manning?

[Internet Apex]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

Did he make the switch pre or post Manning?

I don't know. Yes?

[SKO]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

Did he make the switch pre or post Manning?

I don't know. Yes?

It's only legit if he made the switch the year that the Colts skulked their way out of Baltimore and came to the Indy and he chose them because they were now the home team. If he waited out the dogshit years of the Colts in the 80s and 90s while enjoying the Ditka Bears, THEN made the switch, well, then there's just no getting around the fact that he's a horrible human being.

[Internet Apex]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

Did he make the switch pre or post Manning?

I don't know. Yes?

It's only legit if he made the switch the year that the Colts skulked their way out of Baltimore and came to the Indy and he chose them because they were now the home team. If he waited out the dogshit years of the Colts in the 80s and 90s while enjoying the Ditka Bears, THEN made the switch, well, then there's just no getting around the fact that he's a horrible human being.

His sons who are the same age as I am grew up huge Bears fans. We were always decked out in Bears and Cubs shit growing up. I visited with them a couple Christmases ago and they were busy slobbing on Colt dong while I had to go out to my car to pick up BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO WBBM. I basically disowned them and haven't talked to them since. Turds.

[Richard Chuggar]

I just want to add that Bears fans are fucking horrible, awful, rotten meatballs who should be shot in the face with a ball of their own foeces. Present company included.

I think the moral of this is that all sports fans are fucking horrible as a rule.

The worst being those in closest proximity to you.

Indeed. Indy is primarily a Cubs town if it's anything baseball-wise. South of that the Reds are a factor but we all know there are no such thing as Reds fans. Any scum from The Region that considers itself of Sox fan most likely also roots for our beloved Bears. What's the terrain like downstate Illinois? Are there crossover Bears/Cardinal fans dragging knuckles aobut? That sounds particularly offensive to me.

There are Bear/Cardinal fans down south. Out here, though, there's the dreaded Packer/Cardinal combo, which doesn't make even the remotest fucking sense geographically and can only be indicative of bandwagon fans who still want to see their team live without hopping on a plane. Fuck them.

There's nothing worse than a Cubs (or Sox) fan from the Region that betrayed their timezone and their Bears to root for the team from Indiana. It's funny how they never considered themselves Hoosiers until the Colts started winning. It breaks my heart.

My uncle is such a person. He's lived in Indy for a long time though.

Did he make the switch pre or post Manning?

I don't know. Yes?

It's only legit if he made the switch the year that the Colts skulked their way out of Baltimore and came to the Indy and he chose them because they were now the home team. If he waited out the dogshit years of the Colts in the 80s and 90s while enjoying the Ditka Bears, THEN made the switch, well, then there's just no getting around the fact that he's a horrible human being.

His sons who are the same age as I am grew up huge Bears fans. We were always decked out in Bears and Cubs shit growing up. I visited with them a couple Christmases ago and they were busy slobbing on Colt dong while I had to go out to my car to pick up BEARS RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO WBBM. I basically disowned them and haven't talked to them since. Turds.

Those lucky bastards

[Powdered Toast Man]

North Louisiana is basically not Louisiana.  It's East Texas, or South Arkansas.  Or both.  Anyway, those retards are Cowboy fans.  I know it's more regional to the the Cowboys, but fuck that shit.  Fuck Dallas.  Fuck.  Dallas.

[Eli]

I'll never forget the time I went to visit a friend in the Galesburg area.  The gas station was overloaded with Packers gear.  I asked my friend what the deal was with that, and he told me it was the result of Chicago hatred.  Enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess.

Must have been a rogue gas station. I'd say that a huge majority of people down there are Bears fans.  However, my best friend growing up was the dreaded Bears/Cardinals combination that Apex mentioned.  I think the only year it really mattered was 2003, because it's been rare that the two teams were both good in the same year. Also, he hates La Russa and likes to make fun of Cardinals fans as much as I do, which helps.

[Internet Apex]

I'll never forget the time I went to visit a friend in the Galesburg area.  The gas station was overloaded with Packers gear.  I asked my friend what the deal was with that, and he told me it was the result of Chicago hatred.  Enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess.

Must have been a rogue gas station. I'd say that a huge majority of people down there are Bears fans.  However, my best friend growing up was the dreadedBears/Cardinals combination that Apex mentioned.  I think the only year it really mattered was 2003, because it's been rare that the two teams were both good in the same year. Also, he hates La Russa and likes to make fun of Cardinals fans as much as I do, which helps.

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