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[JD]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

[Internet Apex]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

Any hope for a lengthy strike or lockout this season?

[KD]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

Any hope for a lengthy strike or lockout this season?

It's going to be freakin' awesome seeing all those arena vendors and local businesses take that huge hit in a terrible economy. Anything to get more NFL in the top half-hour of SportsCenter amiritebrah? Something to hope for, hilarious guy.

[KD]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

[Slaky]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

Admittedly, I haven't read up enough on the NBA's labor situation to understand - but from my vantage point, high atop Dumbshit Tower, the NBA seems to have one of the better CBAs in place. You've got rookies coming in making a reasonable salary, pretty much the opposite of the NFL, and GMs and owners are free to spend the money they have under the cap on any terrible player they wish and even exceed the cap as long as they're willing to pay a tax.

What are the major grievances?

[Gilgamesh]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

Admittedly, I haven't read up enough on the NBA's labor situation to understand - but from my vantage point, high atop Dumbshit Tower, the NBA seems to have one of the better CBAs in place. You've got rookies coming in making a reasonable salary, pretty much the opposite of the NFL, and GMs and owners are free to spend the money they have under the cap on any terrible player they wish and even exceed the cap as long as they're willing to pay a tax.

What are the major grievances?

I think the owners want to institute a hard salary cap akin to the NHL's.

[Slaky]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

Admittedly, I haven't read up enough on the NBA's labor situation to understand - but from my vantage point, high atop Dumbshit Tower, the NBA seems to have one of the better CBAs in place. You've got rookies coming in making a reasonable salary, pretty much the opposite of the NFL, and GMs and owners are free to spend the money they have under the cap on any terrible player they wish and even exceed the cap as long as they're willing to pay a tax.

What are the major grievances?

I think the owners want to institute a hard salary cap akin to the NHL's.

Gotcha - that's working out really well...

[CT III]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

Admittedly, I haven't read up enough on the NBA's labor situation to understand - but from my vantage point, high atop Dumbshit Tower, the NBA seems to have one of the better CBAs in place. You've got rookies coming in making a reasonable salary, pretty much the opposite of the NFL, and GMs and owners are free to spend the money they have under the cap on any terrible player they wish and even exceed the cap as long as they're willing to pay a tax.

What are the major grievances?

I think the owners want to institute a hard salary cap akin to the NHL's.

Gotcha - that's working out really well...

Damn, I nearly beat you to that one.

[Slaky]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

Admittedly, I haven't read up enough on the NBA's labor situation to understand - but from my vantage point, high atop Dumbshit Tower, the NBA seems to have one of the better CBAs in place. You've got rookies coming in making a reasonable salary, pretty much the opposite of the NFL, and GMs and owners are free to spend the money they have under the cap on any terrible player they wish and even exceed the cap as long as they're willing to pay a tax.

What are the major grievances?

I think the owners want to institute a hard salary cap akin to the NHL's.

Gotcha - that's working out really well...

Damn, I nearly beat you to that one.

Well, that's probably why my posts are better than yours almost half the time.

[Internet Apex]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

Any hope for a lengthy strike or lockout this season?

It's going to be freakin' awesome seeing all those arena vendors and local businesses take that huge hit in a terrible economy. Anything to get more NFL in the top half-hour of SportsCenter amiritebrah? Something to hope for, hilarious guy.

No need to get all asshurt about it.

[JD]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

To be fair, it'd be Troy Murphy for the first year, but it's a pointless deal for all involved. Likely a terrible deal.

But he wants a contract, before the new CBA hits. The reality is the bad joke, here. Melo wants to sign a contract under these current terms so bad that he'd sign it with the Nets, if he could.

That's right.  I forgot about Troy Murphy.  Of course, it doesn't matter now.

[KD]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

Any hope for a lengthy strike or lockout this season?

It's going to be freakin' awesome seeing all those arena vendors and local businesses take that huge hit in a terrible economy. Anything to get more NFL in the top half-hour of SportsCenter amiritebrah? Something to hope for, hilarious guy.

No need to get all asshurt about it.

But some need to reply, to terrible attempt at message board rangolin', right? Unless you prefer to align yrself with those ... "types."

[PANK!]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

Any hope for a lengthy strike or lockout this season?

It's going to be freakin' awesome seeing all those arena vendors and local businesses take that huge hit in a terrible economy. Anything to get more NFL in the top half-hour of SportsCenter amiritebrah? Something to hope for, hilarious guy.

No need to get all asshurt about it.

But some need to reply, to terrible attempt at message board rangolin', right? Unless you prefer to align yrself with those ... "types."

Kelly, you drinkin' scotch at 5 AM again?

[Slaky]

I bought it because I need something to read while I'm eating breakfast.  I think KD did pretty much the whole thing.  Awesome job, KD.  I highly recommend it.

Also, KD, if you're reading, why would Carmelo Anthony want to sign an extension with the Nets if they have to start Jordan Farmar and Kris Humphries beside him?  Yeah, Brook Lopez is good, but Billy King is the GM, also. 

Any hope for a lengthy strike or lockout this season?

It's going to be freakin' awesome seeing all those arena vendors and local businesses take that huge hit in a terrible economy. Anything to get more NFL in the top half-hour of SportsCenter amiritebrah? Something to hope for, hilarious guy.

No need to get all asshurt about it.

But some need to reply, to terrible attempt at message board rangolin', right? Unless you prefer to align yrself with those ... "types."

Kelly, you drinkin' scotch at 5 AM again?

Late night back-to-back viewings of Pacers-Wolves and Kings-Magic will make anyone a little surly.

[Internet Apex]

I'm really trying.