Free Darko's look at Hakeem Ruining Everything for Knicks Fans

[Slaky]

I love/hate that we have a thread on here dedicated to Knicks Fans - or former Knicks fans- that is full of stories about epic failure, dangerous meatballery and ugly ass mofos. I once wasted 13 years of my life on this shit. Why not carry on tradition?

/Knicks Fan 1988-2001.

KEN BANNISTER GERALD WILKINS 4 LIFE

My Wasted Youth'd.

I once got the Garden started on a Greg Butler chant.

Best Knick memory of my lifetime.

Wasn't Butler the White Guy who broke up the Morganbockers?

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

[JD]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

[Internet Apex]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

I knew what he was doing there. I didn't like it so I tried to make my own joke. Now I don't have any friends.

[JD]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

I knew what he was doing there. I didn't like it so I tried to make my own joke. Now I don't have any friends.

I figured you knew, but knowing something to probably be true has never stopped me from doing my own thing before.  Some folks even say that ol' Slaky knew you knew, but you won't hear that from ol' Slaky.  Nope, he ain't talkin'.

[Internet Apex]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

I knew what he was doing there. I didn't like it so I tried to make my own joke. Now I don't have any friends.

I figured you knew, but knowing something to probably be true has never stopped me from doing my own thing before.  Some folks even say that ol' Slaky knew you knew, but you won't hear that from ol' Slaky.  Nope, he ain't talkin'.

Nope, he's resting on those laurels you gave him to sleep on.

[CT III]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

I knew what he was doing there. I didn't like it so I tried to make my own joke. Now I don't have any friends.

I figured you knew, but knowing something to probably be true has never stopped me from doing my own thing before.  Some folks even say that ol' Slaky knew you knew, but you won't hear that from ol' Slaky.  Nope, he ain't talkin'.

Nope, he's resting on those laurels you gave him to sleep on.

I'm your friend, man.

[Fork]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

I knew what he was doing there. I didn't like it so I tried to make my own joke. Now I don't have any friends.

I figured you knew, but knowing something to probably be true has never stopped me from doing my own thing before.  Some folks even say that ol' Slaky knew you knew, but you won't hear that from ol' Slaky.  Nope, he ain't talkin'.

Nope, he's resting on those laurels you gave him to sleep on.

I'm your friend, man.

But you've proven to be a shit judge of character.

[Tonker]

Yeah, the white guy on the end of the bench that us white kids liked to root for because he was white.

I've never done that.

You can do that for Robbie Hummel this year.

Not this year but I'm sure Purdue has some white guys who aren't very good that I can do this for. But I probably won't. I just never got into the whole White Pride thing.  

No, I'm quite sure CT meant you can root for Robbie Hummel because he'll be sitting on the end of the bench. In regular clothes. Looking defected. And probably dreaming of his next underage male conquest.

At first I thought that CT was the winner, but now, thanks to Apex's obliviousness, I am of the opinion that YOU, Slaky, are the winner.

I knew what he was doing there. I didn't like it so I tried to make my own joke. Now I don't have any friends.

I figured you knew, but knowing something to probably be true has never stopped me from doing my own thing before.  Some folks even say that ol' Slaky knew you knew, but you won't hear that from ol' Slaky.  Nope, he ain't talkin'.

Nope, he's resting on those laurels you gave him to sleep on.

I'm your friend, man.

Don't listen to him, Pex.  He went to one of those tinpot Illinois Universities.  I can't remember which one, but it doesn't really matter, they're all the same.

Us Purdue boys have got to stick together.  Even if one of us didn't actually go to Purdue.  You know what I'm talking about.

[Internet Apex]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

[Gilgamesh]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

Did you turn down a higher paying jorb too?

[Internet Apex]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

Did you turn down a higher paying jorb too?

No, but I do wear long-sleeved undershirts under dress shirts in the summer time in here.

[Bort]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

Did you turn down a higher paying jorb too?

No, but I do wear long-sleeved undershirts under dress shirts in the summer time in here.

In the abstract?

[Eli]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

Did you turn down a higher paying jorb too?

No, but I do wear long-sleeved undershirts under dress shirts in the summer time in here.

In the abstract?

All right, I missed the "in the abstract" thing the first time around.  What's the story behind that?  I'm sure it's awesome.

[Slaky]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

Did you turn down a higher paying jorb too?

No, but I do wear long-sleeved undershirts under dress shirts in the summer time in here.

In the abstract?

All right, I missed the "in the abstract" thing the first time around.  What's the story behind that?  I'm sure it's awesome.

It's probably from the shoutbox. So you know it's good.

[Bort]

This thread is a neverending loop of humiliation, depression and failure for me. It is junior high school. It is a finger-roll gone terribly awry at the penultimate second on the Game 7 Playoff Clock. It is my ex-fiancee. In this thread, I am BC.

(Dark cloud opens. Rain.)

Did you turn down a higher paying jorb too?

No, but I do wear long-sleeved undershirts under dress shirts in the summer time in here.

In the abstract?

All right, I missed the "in the abstract" thing the first time around.  What's the story behind that?  I'm sure it's awesome.

It's probably from the shoutbox. So you know it's good.

Yes it is. The full explanation would be boring, but trust me, it was something amazing to behold at the time.