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« Reply #165 on: June 13, 2011, 01:16:21 PM »
So that's it. LeBron will not learn from this experience or use the rest of his career to improve his post-up and perimeter games because he just isn't wired that way. He enjoys being bad at basketball and will continue to suck. That's fucking awesome. 
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« Reply #166 on: June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM »
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« Reply #167 on: June 13, 2011, 01:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 01:16:21 PM
So that's it. LeBron will not learn from this experience or use the rest of his career to improve his post-up and perimeter games because he just isn't wired that way. He enjoys being bad at basketball and will continue to suck. That's fucking awesome. 

Exactly.  And that goddamn loudmouth Mark Cuban will never win a title because he doesn't do shit the right way.
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« Reply #168 on: June 13, 2011, 02:08:07 PM »
Embrace the asshurt.
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« Reply #169 on: June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

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« Reply #170 on: June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.
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« Reply #171 on: June 13, 2011, 02:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

What's up Doc? Can we rock?
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« Reply #172 on: June 13, 2011, 02:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

What's up Doc? Can we rock?

I know I got skills man. I know I got skills, man.

Shaq actually had some not-awful songs in the early 90s thanks to his more-than-ample production budget. Hell, if you don't fuck with "No Hooks" featuring Wu-Tang's RZA and Meth, you are a worse hip-hop listener than TDubbs.
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« Reply #173 on: June 13, 2011, 02:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Especially when that slogan is an obvious reference to Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat.
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« Reply #174 on: June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

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Yes.
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« Reply #175 on: June 13, 2011, 03:00:47 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:54:12 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Especially when that slogan is an obvious reference to Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat.

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« Reply #176 on: June 13, 2011, 03:01:06 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lQW-FWMcBo
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« Reply #177 on: June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?
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« Reply #178 on: June 13, 2011, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe.
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« Reply #179 on: June 13, 2011, 04:24:09 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 03:11:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005

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That slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe which referenced the original Eddie Murphy gag.

Are we good?
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