The Walking Dead

[PANK!]

So I decided the right time to catch up on last night's episode was while eating a dinner of BBQ chicken.

Nice choice.

Better than a horsemeat dinner while watching the first episode.


Hmmm... Zombielicious.

I made the unenviable mistake of watching the first episode inside a tank with a corpse.

I laughed pretty hard.

Ditto.

[Slaky]

So the wife and that partner guy have been banging for a while right? Like before the outbreak?

I think the conversation in episode one in the car between the two about their own personal lady problems was kind of a hint.

That was my assumption.  Either that, or that is one fast-moving adulterer.  Also, if they were banging earlier, it would make more sense that they didn't bother checking to see if poor what's-his-nuts was still laying in the hospital.

Another fair point. Generally the family of a guy in a coma spends quite a bit of time in the hospital by his bed, don't they? Isn't that protocol? Maybe the zombie horde came through when they were both off of coma duty and they didn't have time to go grab him out of the hospital. It is a little weird that while on the run they didn't even consider risking their lives to go get dear ol' dad out of the hospital and try to bring him with.

Damn, if I'm the main guy I'd have already thought all of this through and stopped looking for those assholes a long time ago.

[Richard Chuggar]

So the wife and that partner guy have been banging for a while right? Like before the outbreak?

I think the conversation in episode one in the car between the two about their own personal lady problems was kind of a hint.

That was my assumption.  Either that, or that is one fast-moving adulterer.  Also, if they were banging earlier, it would make more sense that they didn't bother checking to see if poor what's-his-nuts was still laying in the hospital.

Another fair point. Generally the family of a guy in a coma spends quite a bit of time in the hospital by his bed, don't they? Isn't that protocol? Maybe the zombie horde came through when they were both off of coma duty and they didn't have time to go grab him out of the hospital. It is a little weird that while on the run they didn't even consider risking their lives to go get dear ol' dad out of the hospital and try to bring him with.

Damn, if I'm the main guy I'd have already thought all of this through and stopped looking for those assholes a long time ago.

I don't think they were fucking before any of this.  If they were, she wouldn't care about taking that necklace off before the other guy aggresively forestfucked her from behind.

[CT III]

So the wife and that partner guy have been banging for a while right? Like before the outbreak?

I think the conversation in episode one in the car between the two about their own personal lady problems was kind of a hint.

That was my assumption.  Either that, or that is one fast-moving adulterer.  Also, if they were banging earlier, it would make more sense that they didn't bother checking to see if poor what's-his-nuts was still laying in the hospital.

Another fair point. Generally the family of a guy in a coma spends quite a bit of time in the hospital by his bed, don't they? Isn't that protocol? Maybe the zombie horde came through when they were both off of coma duty and they didn't have time to go grab him out of the hospital. It is a little weird that while on the run they didn't even consider risking their lives to go get dear ol' dad out of the hospital and try to bring him with.

Damn, if I'm the main guy I'd have already thought all of this through and stopped looking for those assholes a long time ago.

Good call, all the manuals say that when the zombie apocolypse comes, you want to be wheeling a guy in a coma around with you.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So the wife and that partner guy have been banging for a while right? Like before the outbreak?

I think the conversation in episode one in the car between the two about their own personal lady problems was kind of a hint.

That was my assumption.  Either that, or that is one fast-moving adulterer.  Also, if they were banging earlier, it would make more sense that they didn't bother checking to see if poor what's-his-nuts was still laying in the hospital.

Another fair point. Generally the family of a guy in a coma spends quite a bit of time in the hospital by his bed, don't they? Isn't that protocol? Maybe the zombie horde came through when they were both off of coma duty and they didn't have time to go grab him out of the hospital. It is a little weird that while on the run they didn't even consider risking their lives to go get dear ol' dad out of the hospital and try to bring him with.

Damn, if I'm the main guy I'd have already thought all of this through and stopped looking for those assholes a long time ago.

Good call, all the manuals say that when the zombie apocolypse comes, you want to be wheeling a guy in a coma around with you.

That.

I just figured that they assumed he was taken in the zombie uprising at the hospital (or whatever the military was there to put down) and that Alpha Dog Bohunk insisted that risking their lives to find out for sure would be foolhardy.

"He knew the risks when he stayed there in that coma!"

At the very least, that's what they'll say.

That said, I still feel like Bohunk and Tancredi could have been bumping uglies on the sly beforehand. And I won't be surprised at all if the blonde klepto factors into the Zombie Apocalypse Love Triangle herself.

[Slaky]

So the wife and that partner guy have been banging for a while right? Like before the outbreak?

I think the conversation in episode one in the car between the two about their own personal lady problems was kind of a hint.

That was my assumption.  Either that, or that is one fast-moving adulterer.  Also, if they were banging earlier, it would make more sense that they didn't bother checking to see if poor what's-his-nuts was still laying in the hospital.

Another fair point. Generally the family of a guy in a coma spends quite a bit of time in the hospital by his bed, don't they? Isn't that protocol? Maybe the zombie horde came through when they were both off of coma duty and they didn't have time to go grab him out of the hospital. It is a little weird that while on the run they didn't even consider risking their lives to go get dear ol' dad out of the hospital and try to bring him with.

Damn, if I'm the main guy I'd have already thought all of this through and stopped looking for those assholes a long time ago.

Good call, all the manuals say that when the zombie apocolypse comes, you want to be wheeling a guy in a coma around with you.

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

I'm not saying it's a bad bit of storytelling; on the contrary I think it's great. It adds to the plot. I'm just saying had I been coming out of that coma knee deep in Zed Heads and not a trace of family, not even a fucking note, I'd be pissed. Especially since it's clear they were having problems to begin with.

[Kermit IV]

So the wife and that partner guy have been banging for a while right? Like before the outbreak?

I think the conversation in episode one in the car between the two about their own personal lady problems was kind of a hint.

That was my assumption.  Either that, or that is one fast-moving adulterer.  Also, if they were banging earlier, it would make more sense that they didn't bother checking to see if poor what's-his-nuts was still laying in the hospital.

Another fair point. Generally the family of a guy in a coma spends quite a bit of time in the hospital by his bed, don't they? Isn't that protocol? Maybe the zombie horde came through when they were both off of coma duty and they didn't have time to go grab him out of the hospital. It is a little weird that while on the run they didn't even consider risking their lives to go get dear ol' dad out of the hospital and try to bring him with.

Damn, if I'm the main guy I'd have already thought all of this through and stopped looking for those assholes a long time ago.

Good call, all the manuals say that when the zombie apocolypse comes, you want to be wheeling a guy in a coma around with you.

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

I'm not saying it's a bad bit of storytelling; on the contrary I think it's great. It adds to the plot. I'm just saying had I been coming out of that coma knee deep in Zed Heads and not a trace of family, not even a fucking note, I'd be pissed. Especially since it's clear they were having problems to begin with.

That's what I was thinking.  Of course, I also thought it was weird that the main guy didn't wake up covered in his own piss and shit.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi Bohunk is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

Oily Bohunk is the oily bohunk. Tancredi is the bohunk slam piece, the betrothed of Jethro Tull's son-in-law.

And Bohunk wouldn't even let them put a sign on the highway, he's sure as hell not gonna let them trudge into Goon Central to leave a note by the hospital bed.

[Slaky]

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi Bohunk is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

Oily Bohunk is the oily bohunk. Tancredi is the bohunk slam piece, the betrothed of Jethro Tull's son-in-law.

And Bohunk wouldn't even let them put a sign on the highway, he's sure as hell not gonna let them trudge into Goon Central to leave a note by the hospital bed.

My fault. I'll just refer to her as Skinny Bitch from now on. SB if you're into the whole brevity thing.

[Bort]

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi Bohunk is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

Oily Bohunk is the oily bohunk. Tancredi is the bohunk slam piece, the betrothed of Jethro Tull's son-in-law.

And Bohunk wouldn't even let them put a sign on the highway, he's sure as hell not gonna let them trudge into Goon Central to leave a note by the hospital bed.

My fault. I'll just refer to her as Skinny Bitch from now on. SB if you're into the whole brevity thing.

Brevity is...wit.

[PANK!]

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi Bohunk is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

Oily Bohunk is the oily bohunk. Tancredi is the bohunk slam piece, the betrothed of Jethro Tull's son-in-law.

And Bohunk wouldn't even let them put a sign on the highway, he's sure as hell not gonna let them trudge into Goon Central to leave a note by the hospital bed.

My fault. I'll just refer to her as Skinny Bitch from now on. SB if you're into the whole brevity thing.

Brevity is...wit.Are you EMPLOYED, sir?

The only acceptable reply to Slaky's comment'd.

[flannj]

Looks like we can go on overanalyzing this show for another season.

[Bort]

They're sitting in a trailer park doing fuck all. Obviously Tancredi Bohunk is a bit of a task master and wouldn't let anyone stray to go find Coma Boy. I'm just saying they didn't try and leave a note. Hey, we're in the trailer park! Nothing?

Oily Bohunk is the oily bohunk. Tancredi is the bohunk slam piece, the betrothed of Jethro Tull's son-in-law.

And Bohunk wouldn't even let them put a sign on the highway, he's sure as hell not gonna let them trudge into Goon Central to leave a note by the hospital bed.

My fault. I'll just refer to her as Skinny Bitch from now on. SB if you're into the whole brevity thing.

Brevity is...wit.Are you EMPLOYED, sir?

The only acceptable reply to Slaky's comment'd.

I have no idea why that is the case, but ok.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I chuckled.

[Bort]

I chuckled.

Hey, my name isn't Dominic...