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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #225 on: March 14, 2012, 05:47:25 AM »
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Even the good episodes of this show piss me off. The way the final scene with Carl shooting Zane was staged was just dumb. Having Carl say "Dad, get down" and blowing Zane's face off to redeem himself for being a dipshit with the Dale zombie would've been better than the weird, supposed to be suspenseful setup of "IS CARL GOING TO SHOOT HIS DAD?"

Fuck that little dipshit.

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Holy shit that's Huey

Or Yellon.  In fact, has anybody ever seen Huey and Yellon in the same room?
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #226 on: March 14, 2012, 09:21:13 AM »
Bleed Cubbie Hue!

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #227 on: March 18, 2012, 09:43:43 PM »
PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #228 on: March 18, 2012, 10:47:53 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

I believe the tedium in store has already been advertised.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #229 on: March 18, 2012, 11:16:42 PM »
Spotted:

This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #230 on: March 18, 2012, 11:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

If you want to avoid spoilers about this, don't read The Walking Dead excerpt from the April 2012 Playboy.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #231 on: March 18, 2012, 11:24:59 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 18, 2012, 11:16:42 PM
Spotted:



Garbanzo beans indeed lie at the heart of the history of agriculture. They should plant them.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #232 on: March 19, 2012, 12:16:10 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #233 on: March 19, 2012, 12:50:16 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 19, 2012, 12:16:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 18, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
PLEASE MAKE SEASON THREE COMPLETELY ABOUT THE NINJA-ASSASSIN ZOMBIE SLAVER. PLEASE.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #234 on: March 19, 2012, 09:06:14 AM »
Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #235 on: March 19, 2012, 09:47:30 AM »
Quote from: R-V on March 19, 2012, 09:06:14 AM
Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

Hey, there was more T-Dogg in this episode.

Plus, he confirmed many racial stereotypes within the first 20 minutes of the episode, so that was good.

Other things:

Maggie = still hot
Herschel's infinite shotgun was badass.
Darryl is still the best character on this show.
And where did Carol's Macbethian tendencies come from?
Finally, who called it on Jenner's line to Rick?  Was it Thrill?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #236 on: March 19, 2012, 10:12:42 AM »
Quote from: R-V on March 19, 2012, 09:06:14 AM
Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #237 on: March 19, 2012, 10:13:40 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 19, 2012, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 19, 2012, 09:06:14 AM
Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

Hey, there was more T-Dogg in this episode.

Plus, he confirmed many racial stereotypes within the first 20 minutes of the episode, so that was good.

Other things:

Maggie = still hot
Herschel's infinite shotgun was badass.
Darryl is still the best character on this show.
And where did Carol's Macbethian tendencies come from?
Finally, who called it on Jenner's line to Rick?  Was it Thrill?

Yes.  Yes it was.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #238 on: March 19, 2012, 10:14:58 AM »
Quote from: R-V on March 19, 2012, 09:06:14 AM
Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

DPD.  Jimmy's death confounded me.  Why get up out of the driver's seat?  Why not just listen for the two thuds as Rick and Carl land on the roof, and then floor it?
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #239 on: March 19, 2012, 10:42:22 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on March 19, 2012, 10:14:58 AM
Quote from: R-V on March 19, 2012, 09:06:14 AM
Holy christ is Lori an awful character. Couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 weeks ago that she told Rick that Shane had to go. Now that Rick did the deed she is DISGUSTED.

I was hoping the finale would consist of every single character except Daryl getting killed off, and starting from scratch with a new cast next season. I guess I'll have to settle for Jimmy's hilariously pointless death (Rick: Sacrifice yourself so we can get down from this barn to a safe place on top of the RV, and then climb down from that RV which is surrounded by zombies!).

DPD.  Jimmy's death confounded me.  Why get up out of the driver's seat?  Why not just listen for the two thuds as Rick and Carl land on the roof, and then floor it?

He did a real nice job securing the door. What a rube.

Fuck Lori. Please kill her, show. Please.

Say what you will, but Rick got some snarl in him now.

He should leave those clowns to flounder on their own and go shack up with Andrea and the Armless Zombie Slaver.

And no, Hollywood - I won't be reading Playboy.