Ryne Sandberg Suicide watch

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The good news is, he will now reach the elusive 100K club on Greyhound.

Phils announce Dusty Wathan as new AA manager. Mickey Morandini will skipper at Lakewood. Sandberg returns at AAA

Link.

Mickey Morandini?  THE CUBS OWE HIM A CHANCE!

The Dandy Little General Manager?

[Sterling Archer]

Here we go again. WHY WON'T YOU HIRE THIS MAN?

[Fork]

Here we go again. WHY WON'T YOU HIRE THIS MAN?

is "undiscouraged" even a word?

[Tonker]

Here we go again. WHY WON'T YOU HIRE THIS MAN?

is "undiscouraged" even a word?

Oh shit.  That was the only thing I noticed in the entire article.  I'm thinking like Fork, now.

[Sterling Archer]

The Cubs will be sorry when he makes his triumphant return to the NL Central AL West?  Still though.  Epstink is terrible.

[PANK!]

The Cubs will be sorry when he makes his triumphant return to the NL Central AL West?  Still though.  Epstink is terrible.

Apex was right.  You suck.

[Internet Apex]

The Cubs will be sorry when he makes his triumphant return to the NL Central AL West?  Still though.  Epstink is terrible.

Apex was right.  You suck.

*sky point*

[Sterling Archer]

The Cubs will be sorry when he makes his triumphant return to the NL Central AL West?  Still though.  Epstink is terrible.

Apex was right.  You suck.

:(

[Brownie]

Well, the dream is oh-so-close. Ryne Sandberg is now the third base coach of the Phillies. He even joins 1982 Cub Steve Henderson on the coaching staff!

(Henderson might have been one of 3 1982 Cubs with no ties to the Phillies at the time.)

Sandberg joins such luminaries such as Larry Bowa, Lee Elia, Greg Gross, Richie Hebner, Davey Lopes, Peanuts Lowery, Gary Varsho and John Vukovich to coach the Phillies after significant time with the Cubs.

Interestingly, Pete Mackanin was let go, so Sandberg is definitely the heir apparent to Charlie Manuel. Should work out well as Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay will be 36 and 37 and Ryan Howard 34 in 2014.

[Fork]

Well, the dream is oh-so-close. Ryne Sandberg is now the third base coach of the Phillies. He even joins 1982 Cub Steve Henderson on the coaching staff!

(Henderson might have been one of 3 1982 Cubs with no ties to the Phillies at the time.)

Sandberg joins such luminaries such as Larry Bowa, Lee Elia, Greg Gross, Richie Hebner, Davey Lopes, Peanuts Lowery, Gary Varsho and John Vukovich to coach the Phillies after significant time with the Cubs.

Interestingly, LOCAL GUY Pete Mackanin was let go, so Sandberg is definitely the heir apparent to Charlie Manuel. Should work out well as Cliff Lee and Roy Halladay will be 36 and 37 and Ryan Howard 34 in 2014.

Wrong righted.