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J. Walter Weatherman
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« Reply #345 on: May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.
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« Reply #346 on: May 30, 2011, 10:43:34 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why).

How do you feel about turnips? I'm rolling with the glucosinolate idea.
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« Reply #347 on: May 31, 2011, 09:29:12 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.

For some reason this moniker made me LOL.  Anyway, I paid for my excesses on Saturday afternoon.  Some fucking parade or whatever closed half of the Loop, so I ended up in stop-and-go traffic from the minute the Ike ended all the way up into River North.  I could not get west at all, and the LSD was jammed, so I ended up on fucking Michigan Ave., going north, just dying to find a way west so I could park near the red line.  Of course, that was when the Malort and other toxins reared their ugly heads.  Finally, on Michigan Ave and Ohio or so, I couldn't hold it back anymore and opened my car door and voided two monstrous jets of stomach acid, Malort, beer, and breakfast.  Naturally, it turned out that I had stopped right in a crosswalk and people were recoiling in horror.  So I looked up, said "sorry." (think Belushi in Animal House) and drove on.  Thank heavens for the Pork Shoppe, which saved my day.
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« Reply #348 on: May 31, 2011, 09:33:58 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2011, 09:29:12 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.

For some reason this moniker made me LOL.  Anyway, I paid for my excesses on Saturday afternoon.  Some fucking parade or whatever closed half of the Loop, so I ended up in stop-and-go traffic from the minute the Ike ended all the way up into River North.  I could not get west at all, and the LSD was jammed, so I ended up on fucking Michigan Ave., going north, just dying to find a way west so I could park near the red line.  Of course, that was when the Malort and other toxins reared their ugly heads.  Finally, on Michigan Ave and Ohio or so, I couldn't hold it back anymore and opened my car door and voided two monstrous jets of stomach acid, Malort, beer, and breakfast.  Naturally, it turned out that I had stopped right in a crosswalk and people were recoiling in horror.  So I looked up, said "sorry." (think Belushi in Animal House) and drove on.  Thank heavens for the Pork Shoppe, which saved my day.

Tank is one of the more awesome drunks I've encountered. One happy-ass sumbitch. Shame he's going to have to give it all up.
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« Reply #349 on: May 31, 2011, 09:48:51 AM »
Are the pics online yet?
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« Reply #350 on: May 31, 2011, 10:41:32 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2011, 09:29:12 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.

For some reason this moniker made me LOL.  Anyway, I paid for my excesses on Saturday afternoon.  Some fucking parade or whatever closed half of the Loop, so I ended up in stop-and-go traffic from the minute the Ike ended all the way up into River North.  I could not get west at all, and the LSD was jammed, so I ended up on fucking Michigan Ave., going north, just dying to find a way west so I could park near the red line.  Of course, that was when the Malort and other toxins reared their ugly heads.  Finally, on Michigan Ave and Ohio or so, I couldn't hold it back anymore and opened my car door and voided two monstrous jets of stomach acid, Malort, beer, and breakfast.  Naturally, it turned out that I had stopped right in a crosswalk and people were recoiling in horror.  So I looked up, said "sorry." (think Belushi in Animal House) and drove on.  Thank heavens for the Pork Shoppe, which saved my day.

And thus it came to pass that Morph the Enabler became Morph the Projectile Vomiter.
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« Reply #351 on: May 31, 2011, 04:42:54 PM »
He looks friendly enough.
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« Reply #352 on: May 31, 2011, 04:51:37 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 04:42:54 PM
He looks friendly enough.



SKO looks practically evil in that picture.  Is that ESKO next to him?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #353 on: May 31, 2011, 04:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 04:42:54 PM
He looks friendly enough.



That, my friends, was a 21-shot round...our very own 21-gun salute.
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« Reply #354 on: May 31, 2011, 05:27:12 PM »
The cantos will be fine, so long as the bathrooms in Pisa weren't designed by a madman.
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« Reply #355 on: May 31, 2011, 05:31:30 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
The cantos will be fine, so long as the bathrooms in Pisa weren't designed by a madman.



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« Reply #356 on: May 31, 2011, 05:34:05 PM »
I forgot to post this pic of powen01 taken in the bathroom stall at Cody's. (||)
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« Reply #357 on: May 31, 2011, 07:47:58 PM »
I'm guessing that my failure to recall the taking of this goes along with my failure to notice that Tonk's left hand is horribly mangled.
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« Reply #358 on: May 31, 2011, 08:18:29 PM »
Verily was there consideration of the nature of existence.
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« Reply #359 on: May 31, 2011, 08:27:19 PM »
The absence of TDubbs of course weighed upon all of good will and sound mind.
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