Coming to America, Part the Third.

[CT III]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

You mean Gil?

[Tonker]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

You mean Gil?

Heh.  I swee what you did there, CT, and I approve.

[Tonker]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

[Oleg]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'm washing my hair.

[Tonker]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

[Bort]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'm washing my hair.

I'm trimming my sideburns.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

[Internet Apex]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

Get a son.

[Brownie]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

[Tonker]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

That's exactly how it works.

[Slaky]

I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

[Chuck to Chuck]

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

[Brownie]

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Aw, you have the implicit guarantee of the US Government now, Chuck.

[Tonker]

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.