Coming to America, Part the Third.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

[Tonker]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

[Richard Chuggar]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

[Canadouche]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

Um, okay?

[Tonker]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

Um, okay?

Kurt's always good for the outside scoop!

[Fork]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

[Canadouche]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

Um, okay?

Kurt's always good for the outside scoop!

Heh - well, if I'm wrong I apologize. I can only assume that my visit there was typical, but if in fact there aren't typically long lines of hipster doofuses, I apologize if I mislead anyone.

[Slaky]

I actually find it's better to go on a non-Friday.

Tonk, you'll probably wait for 20-30 minutes. Duck Fat Fries are overrated anyway - get three hot dogs of various origin.

Enjoy - it is a wonderful, heavenly place.

[Tonker]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

[Brownie]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

I could go for a dog and pickled tomato.

[Brownie]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

I could go for a dog and pickled tomato.

How about some deep fried veggies?

[Tonker]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

[Brownie]

Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

6400 N. is Wisconsin now?