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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2010, 05:21:42 PM »
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2010, 05:29:48 PM »
Quote from: R-V on November 11, 2010, 05:00:23 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 06:30:40 AMFrankly, my disappointment in this God-forsaken dessert is on me.  I should have known better than to spend any time in a place where PenWrong actually chose to live.

1. This doesn't exactly sound like a glowing review.

I think Oleg was trying to say that while its food doesn't necessarily suck, Arizona certainly does. Unless that isn't a typo and he was actually complaining about the milkshake he got at In N Out.

Yep.

Furthermore, since I was only talking about national chains (not sure about Fatburger), I didn't even say anything about Phoenix food specifically.

Pen is being awfully defensive about Geriatric City.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #47 on: November 11, 2010, 05:35:22 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.



So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.
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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #48 on: November 11, 2010, 05:36:47 PM »
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.



So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

I'd rather be dead in Detroit, than an alive WrongFoe in Phoenix.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #49 on: November 11, 2010, 05:40:54 PM »
If Arizona was being tried for murder and had PenFoe as its lawyer, it'd receive the death penalty.   This is coming from someone who woke up today liking Phoenix.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2010, 05:47:58 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on November 11, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
If Arizona was being tried for murder and had PenFoe as its lawyer, it'd receive the death penalty.   This is coming from someone who woke up today liking Phoenix.

I think Phoenix would be granted a mistrial on the basis of questionable representation.
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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2010, 05:49:18 PM »
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.



So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

Yes, similar in total size.

Extremely dissimilar in the direction of growth from 2000-2009.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #52 on: November 11, 2010, 05:58:26 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:49:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.



So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

Yes, similar in total size.

Extremely dissimilar in the direction of growth from 2000-2009.

But similar in shitholedness?
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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2010, 06:02:20 PM »
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:58:26 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:49:18 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:35:22 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 11, 2010, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.         2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.         2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.         1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.         1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.         1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.         1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Metro area - since Oleg is referencing Tempe and Chandler, I figured it was fair to include the entire metro.



So it's not a city of over 4 million?
Just wanted to make sure I got that right.

But it is a Metro area similar to #11 above.

Yes, similar in total size.

Extremely dissimilar in the direction of growth from 2000-2009.

But similar in shitholedness?

Call us when you need real water, Pen!  Instead of recycled pee.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #54 on: November 11, 2010, 06:06:50 PM »
After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #55 on: November 11, 2010, 06:12:47 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 06:06:50 PM
After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?
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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #56 on: November 11, 2010, 06:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 06:06:50 PM
After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

and that talking coyote must have been this talking dog.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #57 on: November 11, 2010, 06:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 06:06:50 PM
After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

and that talking coyote must have been this talking dog.

Intrepid Reader: Huey

But dogs are only capable of barking, not human-like speech.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #58 on: November 11, 2010, 06:56:35 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 11, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 11, 2010, 06:21:50 PM
Quote from: Bort on November 11, 2010, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Oleg on November 11, 2010, 06:06:50 PM
After thinking about it, I came to the conclusion that I may have felt differently about this Penhole if I wasn't on the wagon.

All that desert, and you didn't go on one Vision Quest?

and that talking coyote must have been this talking dog.

Intrepid Reader: Huey

But dogs are only capable of barking, not human-like speech.

Ha. 

You're such a dick.
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Re: Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews
« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2010, 09:15:13 AM »
Quote from: flannj on November 11, 2010, 05:17:32 PM
Quotethis is a city of over 4 million people

Rank    City                         Population
1.    New York, N.Y.         8,143,197
2.    Los Angeles, Calif.     3,844,829
3.    Chicago, Ill.              2,842,518
4.    Houston, Tex.           2,016,582
5.    Philadelphia, Pa.       1,463,281
6.    Phoenix, Ariz.           1,461,575
7.    San Antonio, Tex.     1,256,509
8.    San Diego, Calif.       1,255,540
9.    Dallas, Tex.              1,213,825
10.   San Jose, Calif.         912,332



Wait a minjute.  Los Angeles is a city?
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