Oleg's Upscale Fast Food Tour And Reviews

[Eli]

You don't deserve to have a good time here.

I was in Phoenix a few years ago and ate at a Taco Bell in a strip mall, because I felt like eating some quality tacos.

[PenPho]

You don't deserve to have a good time here.

I was in Phoenix a few years ago and ate at a Taco Bell in a strip mall, because I felt like eating some quality tacos.

[Oleg]

You don't deserve to have a good time here.

I was in Phoenix a few years ago and ate at a Taco Bell in a strip mall, because I felt like eating some quality tacos.

To be honest, I feel lile Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

[Bort]

You don't deserve to have a good time here.

I was in Phoenix a few years ago and ate at a Taco Bell in a strip mall, because I felt like eating some quality tacos.

To be honest, I feel lile Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

Well, to be fair you might as well eat at Taco Bell, because Arizona sure doesn't have the quality Mexican food you expect from Chicago.

[Slaky]

What are the quality restaurants in that area Pen?

I was there when I was 18 and we of course went to Don and Charlie's. That's all I remember. My brother ate two prime ribs. And then finished our dinners.

[Eli]

To be honest, I feel lile Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

No, I was attempting to give Pen a stroke as punishment for being such a wang about where people choose to eat meals.

[Bort]

To be honest, I feel lile Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

No, I was attempting to give Pen a stroke as punishment for being such a wang about where people choose to eat meals.

Stopping Pen from being a wang is like stopping Internet Chuck from being wrong. It's his thing. It's what he does.

[PenPho]

To be honest, I feel lile Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

No, I was attempting to give Pen a stroke as punishment for being such a wang about where people choose to eat meals.

The issue is not where people eat their meals.

Just don't eat at crappy places and then complain about the food.

[Internet Apex]

To be honest, I feel lile Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

No, I was attempting to give Pen a stroke as punishment for being such a wang about where people choose to eat meals.

The issue is not where people eat their meals.

Just don't eat at crappy places and then complain about the food.

People don't really travel to Arizona for the food. It's not about the food or the water. It's mostly about sand and dirt and little pissant looking trees that provide no shade from the flaming hot sun. That and golf. And I fucking love golf.

[Oleg]

To be honest, I feel like Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

No, I was attempting to give Pen a stroke as punishment for being such a wang about where people choose to eat meals.

The issue is not where people eat their meals.

Just don't eat at crappy places and then complain about the food.

Who complained about what?  In fact, both of my reviews so far have been pretty glowing.  I'm sorry you're having such a hard time with the language, Pen.

[Bort]

To be honest, I feel like Eli was kind of making fun of me.  I apologize for nothing, however.

No, I was attempting to give Pen a stroke as punishment for being such a wang about where people choose to eat meals.

The issue is not where people eat their meals.

Just don't eat at crappy places and then complain about the food.

Who complained about what?  In fact, both of my reviews so far have been pretty glowing.  I'm sorry you're having such a hard time with the language, Pen.

I refer you to my earlier codicil about Pen being a wang.

[Eli]

People don't really travel to Arizona for the food.

Amen. Because if someone were dumb enough to do that, they'd be sorely disappointed. There's nothing there.

[CT III]

People don't really travel to Arizona for the food.

Amen. Because if someone were dumb enough to do that, they'd be sorely disappointed. There's nothing there.

People only travel to Arizona for Cubs' Spring Training BASEBAW!

[Slaky]

People don't really travel to Arizona for the food.

Amen. Because if someone were dumb enough to do that, they'd be sorely disappointed. There's nothing there.

Which is why, earlier in this cesspool, I earnestly enquired as to WHERE a person is supposed to go eat to live up to Pen's arbitrary standards of dining. I have yet to receive an answer.

It appears this is all a ruse in order to mask Pen's ruthless hatred of our friend Oleg. I will not stand for this aggression.

[Oleg]

People don't really travel to Arizona for the food.

Amen. Because if someone were dumb enough to do that, they'd be sorely disappointed. There's nothing there.

Which is why, earlier in this cesspool, I earnestly enquired as to WHERE a person is supposed to go eat to live up to Pen's arbitrary standards of dining. I have yet to receive an answer.

It appears this is all a ruse in order to mask Pen's ruthless hatred of our friend Oleg. I will not stand for this aggression.

I've been hated by better...