Treat Rodgers Like He Treats Cancer Patients: NFC Championship Thread

[PenPho]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

I don't know about the one in Chicago, but the Mastro's here is really fucking good.

So I totally get this.

How can it be that good? It's in Phoenix?

I'm assuming you didn't mean that last one to be a question?

[Internet Apex]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

I don't know about the one in Chicago, but the Mastro's here is really fucking good.

So I totally get this.

How can it be that good? It's in Phoenix?

I'm assuming you didn't mean that last one to be a question?

They import their beef from Chicago.

[Brownie]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

I don't know about the one in Chicago, but the Mastro's here is really fucking good.

So I totally get this.

How can it be that good? It's in Phoenix?

I'm assuming you didn't mean that last one to be a question?

No, I was just confirming after the high intellectual discussion of two months ago of how Phoenix is a culinary (and a literal) desert. So just wanted to confirm it wasn't in Tempe, Cave Creek, Carefree, Gilbert, Chandler, Scottsdale, Fountain Hills, Paradise Valley, Mesa, Glendale, Surprise, Peoria or Sun City. They're all culinary deserts, too.

I bet Kurt Warner would never go there after a loss.

[Slaky]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

Oh RV, you fell for it. While Biggsy was enveloped in a post-coital snooze, Tim Shaw leaned over and cracked open Biggsy's laptop to type that little missive. Tee-hee!

[Internet Apex]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

Oh RV, you fell for it. While Biggsy was enveloped in a post-coital snooze, Tim Shaw leaned over and cracked open Biggsy's laptop to type that little missive. Tee-hee!

Loudly, I lol'd.

[PenPho]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

I don't know about the one in Chicago, but the Mastro's here is really fucking good.

So I totally get this.

How can it be that good? It's in Phoenix?

I'm assuming you didn't mean that last one to be a question?

No, I was just confirming after the high intellectual discussion of two months ago of how Phoenix is a culinary (and a literal) desert. So just wanted to confirm it wasn't in Tempe, Cave Creek, Carefree, Gilbert, Chandler, Scottsdale, Fountain Hills, Paradise Valley, Mesa, Glendale, Surprise, Peoria or Sun City. They're all culinary deserts, too.

I bet Kurt Warner would never go there after a loss.

It's in Scottsdale actually, up north, near your family (Pima and Pinnacle).

[Waco Kid]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

Oh RV, you fell for it. While Biggsy was enveloped in a post-coital snooze, Tim Shaw leaned over and cracked open Biggsy's laptop to type that little missive. Tee-hee!

Outstanding.

[CT III]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

Oh RV, you fell for it. While Biggsy was enveloped in a post-coital snooze, Tim Shaw leaned over and cracked open Biggsy's laptop to type that little missive. Tee-hee!

Outstanding.

What kind of a dick would write something like that?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7664.msg235155#msg235155

[BH]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

Oh RV, you fell for it. While Biggsy was enveloped in a post-coital snooze, Tim Shaw leaned over and cracked open Biggsy's laptop to type that little missive. Tee-hee!

Outstanding.

Now Briggs is saying it's merely a knee sprain.. get out yer lynchin ropes boyz!!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Oh, for fuck's sake...

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/01/roenick-says-cutler-sure-is-no-hockey-player.html

[Tonker]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Notice you rarely see Jay out with any of his team members, except Greg Olsen once in a while. Jay should have been with the rest of the guys or at home recovering from such a serious knee injury. Jay, step it up!

[Bort]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Notice you rarely see Jay out with any of his team members, except Greg Olsen once in a while. Jay should have been with the rest of the guys or at home recovering from such a serious knee injury. Jay, step it up!

He should be fasting in penance for losing the game.

Hair shirt optional.

[Eli]

See? Cutler has no heart. He doesn't care. Right after the game, he went out to Mastro's Steakhouse. If he really cared, he'd have gone home, eaten Ramen Noodles all offseason, and never enjoyed a meal until he comes back with a RING!

Yeah, Biggs tweeted that, as well as this retweet:

In a weird way I want Cutler to have a tear. So that he's hurt and not heartless. Is that wrong?

Stick with reporting, Biggs. You're a turd when you try to editorialize.

Oh RV, you fell for it. While Biggsy was enveloped in a post-coital snooze, Tim Shaw leaned over and cracked open Biggsy's laptop to type that little missive. Tee-hee!

Outstanding.

Now Briggs is saying it's merely a knee sprain.. get out yer lynchin ropes boyz!!

Sprain = tear

[Eli]

Oh, for fuck's sake...

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/01/roenick-says-cutler-sure-is-no-hockey-player.html

"I'm upset abt Bears loss & Cutler's performance," Roenick tweeted Monday. "I know a lot of ppl are questioning toughness, all I'll say is he sure is no hockey player

Thank goodness, because signing a hockey player to a long-term contract to play QB would be the worst signing since Alfonso Soriano!

[Brownie]

Oh, for fuck's sake...

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/01/roenick-says-cutler-sure-is-no-hockey-player.html

"I'm upset abt Bears loss & Cutler's performance," Roenick tweeted Monday. "I know a lot of ppl are questioning toughness, all I'll say is he sure is no hockey player

Thank goodness, because signing a hockey player to a long-term contract to play QB would be the worst signing since Alfonso Soriano Jeff Samardzjia!

Wide receiver being paid long term to pitch'd.