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Author Topic: 2010 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY.  (Read 14660 times)
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« Reply #450 on: March 23, 2013, 03:51:00 AM »

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.



They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

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« Reply #451 on: March 23, 2013, 12:19:06 PM »

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.



They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.



You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.
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« Reply #452 on: March 23, 2013, 05:33:46 PM »

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.



They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.



You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

Speaking as a non-soccer fan, it was a really enjoyable game to watch.  I liked it.
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« Reply #453 on: March 23, 2013, 06:15:06 PM »

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.



They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.



You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

Speaking as a non-soccer fan, it was a really enjoyable game to watch.  I liked it.

BEAR WEATHER FOR YOU-ESS-AY IN DAT SOXER GAME AGAINST THE MEXICANS OR PUERTO RICANS OR SOME WARM WEATHER SOCCER WEENIES. THIS IS MERICA, GANG!!
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« Reply #454 on: March 23, 2013, 09:25:31 PM »


Good. It's way over there, away from the real sports.

Fuckin' A, right, buddy.



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« Reply #455 on: March 24, 2013, 12:00:06 AM »

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.



They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.



You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

Speaking as a non-soccer fan, it was a really enjoyable game to watch.  I liked it.

BEAR WEATHER FOR YOU-ESS-AY IN DAT SOXER GAME AGAINST THE MEXICANS OR PUERTO RICANS OR SOME WARM WEATHER SOCCER WEENIES. THIS IS MERICA, GANG!!

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« Reply #456 on: March 24, 2013, 04:00:50 AM »

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.



They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

That moustache is practically an invitation to sign up with the Axis.
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« Reply #457 on: June 11, 2013, 10:11:15 PM »

Bump.
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« Reply #458 on: June 12, 2013, 09:01:08 AM »

Bump.

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« Reply #459 on: June 12, 2013, 10:26:45 AM »


Soccer is still ghey
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« Reply #460 on: June 12, 2013, 10:27:49 AM »


correct
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