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Sterling Archer
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« on: January 24, 2011, 08:30:37 AM »
Time to draft lots and lots of linemen.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 08:35:03 AM »
With the team exceeding expectations, should be easier than last year to get an offensive coordinator.
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 08:45:17 AM »
Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 09:06:43 AM »
GIVE US MCNEILL!  HE IS LARGE AND PROTECTS QUARTERBACKS!

Ahh crap, I just read he signed a new contract.  So, scratch that idea. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 09:18:33 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 24, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

I swear my co-worker sitting behind said something to the affect of "Hanie moved the ball and if Cutler was int he game he wouldn't have been able to".  I muttered a few words about defense and The Packers being up 21-7.  He then said that Cutler wouldn't have been able to do that.  I turned around and he started yelling at me about my being right all the time and that no one could argue with me.

Yep, he's right about that.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 09:32:39 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 24, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

Sign Ortman to a lifetime contract.  Neckbeards don't get torn ACLs.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 09:37:06 AM »
Quote from: BBM on January 24, 2011, 09:32:39 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 24, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

Sign Ortman to a lifetime contract.  Neckbeards don't get torn ACLs.

Say this for Ortman though. He only got hurt during a humongous game once. And that was in college.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 10:46:34 AM »
Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball? 
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 11:02:50 AM »
Quote from: fiveouts on January 24, 2011, 10:46:34 AM
Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball? 

Inasmuch as that would detract from the quest for a reasonable facsimile of an NFL offensive line, probably.

I've had enough of the Bears trying to build the team backwards.
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 11:19:55 AM »
Quote from: fiveouts on January 24, 2011, 10:46:34 AM
Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball?  

Devin Aromashodu perhaps? You didn't say anything about catching the ball.
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 11:22:16 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 24, 2011, 11:02:50 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 24, 2011, 10:46:34 AM
Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball? 

Inasmuch as that would detract from the quest for a reasonable facsimile of an NFL offensive line, probably.

I've had enough of the Bears trying to build the team backwards.

Thrill's retiring his bears shirt! HE'S HAD ENOUGH.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2011, 11:34:52 AM »
Everyone knows they should be drafting offensive linemen, so the question is...how many defensive ends does Angelo draft? I say two, in the first and third rounds.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2011, 11:42:10 AM »
Quote from: BBM on January 24, 2011, 11:19:55 AM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 24, 2011, 10:46:34 AM
Would it be too much to ask for a wide receiver who is taller than 5'2" and is actually strong enough to go up and battle for a ball?  

Devin Aromashodu perhaps? You didn't say anything about catching the ball.

Devin Aromoshadu is only 5'8. He just looks tall standing next to other Bear receivers. #Fact
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2011, 11:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Tony on January 24, 2011, 11:34:52 AM
Everyone knows they should be drafting offensive linemen, so the question is...how many defensive ends does Angelo draft? I say two, in the first and third rounds.

Actually the OL will be fixed in a Cutler trade to protect new Bears backup QB Donovan McNabb as he throws to Chad Eightyfive after Hanie's injured making his fourth tackle on his fourth interception in the first Green Bay game. Veteran savvy!
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 01:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 24, 2011, 09:18:33 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on January 24, 2011, 08:45:17 AM
Trade away that useless sack of shit Cutler and start the one and true Chicago Bear in heart and spirit, Caleb Hanie.

Also, fire everybody and hire Mike Singletary as head coach, GM, & VP of Fire and Passion.

I swear my co-worker sitting behind said something to the affect of "Hanie moved the ball and if Cutler was int he game he wouldn't have been able to".  I muttered a few words about defense and The Packers being up 21-7.  He then said that Cutler wouldn't have been able to do that.  I turned around and he started yelling at me about my being right all the time and that no one could argue with me.

Yep, he's right about that.

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