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Question: How much snow do we expect this upcoming snowstorm to yield by 7 pm Wednesday at O'Hare?  (Voting closed: February 01, 2011, 05:48:52 PM)
30"+ - 3 (8.8%)
24-29" - 0 (0%)
18-23" - 9 (26.5%)
12-17" - 12 (35.3%)
6-11" - 4 (11.8%)
4-6" - 2 (5.9%)
2-3" - 2 (5.9%)
0.5"-1.5" - 0 (0%)
Trace amounts - 2 (5.9%)
Total Voters: 34

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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2011, 09:15:01 PM »

We used to play the corners for dough. Rain. Hail. Snow.

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The guy that came up with that is probably a billionaire. Or something.

He was transferred to Cheyenne.

Where he gets laid repeatedly.

Would that be called a "snow job" out there?
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2011, 11:49:14 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2011, 02:19:14 PM »

I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2011, 02:31:08 PM »

I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.

"I'd say the chances of it snowing today are the same as Alfonsnow Snowriano hitting a home run today!"

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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2011, 02:33:45 PM »

I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.

Hmm...Chuck's never been right before...
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2011, 02:35:46 PM »

I'm gonna set the over-under at 13.5 inches.

Chuck's steely conviction that we'll see nothing at all leaves me tempted to take the over.

"I'd say the chances of it snowing today are the same as Alfonsnow Snowriano hitting a home run today!"



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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2011, 02:39:22 PM »

In advance: http://ifglobalwarmingisrealthenwhyisitcold.blogspot.com/
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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2011, 03:25:31 PM »

It's snowing like dick here in Uptown. I feel a little threatened. As long as the cable doesn't go out, I'm good though.
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2011, 03:40:48 PM »

Downstate's pretty fucking wicked. I left early and my 25 minute drive turned into 1 hour 15 minutes.
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2011, 03:53:41 PM »

MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2011, 03:56:58 PM »

MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2011, 03:58:13 PM »

MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!

That guy probably only shovels half the sidewalk, then quits!  AMIRITE?
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2011, 04:10:44 PM »

MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

I just sat up in my seat and yelped out a wild hickish bleat of laughter at this. Nobody saw.
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2011, 04:52:10 PM »

MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!

That guy probably only shovels half the sidewalk, then quits!  AMIRITE?

If Cutler was a real man he'd let Billy Volek finish shoveling the sidewalk and then do a half-assed jorb of it himself next week. What a Pu$$y.
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2011, 04:57:51 PM »

MY BUDDY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW JUST SAW JAY CUTLER SHOVELING HIS SIDEWALK!!!

The nerve of that guy!

That guy probably only shovels half the sidewalk, then quits!  AMIRITE?

If Cutler was a real man he'd let Billy Volek finish shoveling the sidewalk and then do a half-assed jorb of it himself next week. What a Pu$$y.

Half-assed jorb.
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