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« Reply #285 on: May 12, 2011, 06:34:03 PM »


So, 10-9 then?

"He's a Major League pitcher," Hendry said Wednesday. "He used to give us fits. He's a different kind of guy -- he's got that (||) in his delivery."



Awesome, this will be even better than the time the Cubs signed washed-up Howard Johnson.

Can the Cubs sign the corpse of John Olerud?

I'm sure they could but he'll need to die first.
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« Reply #286 on: May 12, 2011, 08:42:08 PM »


So, 10-9 then?

"He's a Major League pitcher," Hendry said Wednesday. "He used to give us fits. He's a different kind of guy -- he's got that (||) in his delivery."



Awesome, this will be even better than the time the Cubs signed washed-up Howard Johnson.

Can the Cubs sign the corpse of John Olerud?

I'm sure they could but he'll need to die first.

Guh.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #287 on: May 16, 2011, 04:57:41 PM »

Per PAUL SULLIVAN's Twitter: Cashner experiences shoulder tightness in rehab. MRI scheduled
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« Reply #288 on: May 16, 2011, 04:58:04 PM »

Andrew Glassner?
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« Reply #289 on: May 16, 2011, 07:01:11 PM »

Andrew Glassner?

Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear Doug Davis.
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« Reply #290 on: May 16, 2011, 07:01:47 PM »

Andrew Glassner?

Markrew Priorner. Beans.
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« Reply #291 on: May 28, 2011, 11:30:13 AM »

DPD. Wells off the DL and Coleman down to SKOland. Finally.
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« Reply #292 on: May 28, 2011, 11:36:17 AM »

DPD. Wells off the DL and Coleman down to SKOland. Finally.

I hope the next time I see the name Casey Coleman it's in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch obituaries.
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« Reply #293 on: May 31, 2011, 09:06:07 AM »

It's no this fault they kept throwing him out there to continue sucking.  It's not like the Cubs didn't know he wasn't good.
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« Reply #294 on: May 31, 2011, 09:12:40 AM »

DPD. Wells off the DL and Coleman down to SKOland. Finally.

I hope the next time I see the name Casey Coleman it's in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch obituaries.

I thought only injuries were keeping us from being respected?

Is the formula now injuries + Casey Coleman != respectability?
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« Reply #295 on: May 31, 2011, 09:16:38 AM »

Since I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere yet... DJ LaMahieu to teh Cubs, Jeff Baker to teh 15-day DL.
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« Reply #296 on: May 31, 2011, 09:22:53 AM »

Since I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere yet... DJ LaMahieu to teh Cubs, Jeff Baker to teh 15-day DL.

More like GIDPJ LeMahieu, amiriteguys?
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« Reply #297 on: May 31, 2011, 10:37:21 AM »

Since I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere yet... DJ LaMahieu to teh Cubs, Jeff Baker to teh 15-day DL.

More like GIDPJonzo LeMahieubeanz, amiriteguys?
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« Reply #298 on: May 31, 2011, 11:16:17 AM »

Since I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere yet... DJ LaMahieu to teh Cubs, Jeff Baker to teh 15-day DL.

LSieU!
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« Reply #299 on: May 31, 2011, 01:35:15 PM »


How bad is Soriano's leg? Is the Brett Jackson sploogefest thread ready to be fired up?
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