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« on: February 22, 2011, 04:58:11 PM »
Zambrano finishes penicillin regime
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 05:11:51 PM »
Huh?
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 05:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 22, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Huh?

If only there was some kind of a network where you could find out all kinds of useful information.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 05:19:23 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 05:13:07 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 22, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Huh?

If only there was some kind of a network where you could find out all kinds of useful information.

If only there was just one site that I'd need
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 06:51:25 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2011, 04:58:11 PM
Zambrano finishes penicillin regime

It had to be done though. Penicillin was a ruthless dictator. Arab Spring, female doges.
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 07:13:14 PM »
"I got approval from the psychologists that I can be by myself," Zambrano said, laughing.

That is very reassuring
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 02:32:07 PM »
"Dusty Baker claims someone always left a ‘crap’ in Cubs’ dugout"
 
That wasn't a "crap" Dusty, it was one of your second basemen.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 10:03:22 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 23, 2011, 02:32:07 PM
"Dusty Baker claims someone always left a ‘crap’ in Cubs’ dugout"
 
That wasn't a "crap" Dusty, it was one of your second basemen.


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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 10:50:08 PM »
I look forward to filling this thread up with my seed while Big Z goes 15-9 with a 3.40 ERA. No pause intended.
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2011, 12:53:07 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2011, 07:13:14 PM
"I got approval from the psychologists that I can be by myself," Zambrano said, laughing.

That is very reassuring

Well, he wasn't wearing a colander on his head, was he?
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2011, 10:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on February 24, 2011, 12:53:07 AM
Quote from: CBStew on February 22, 2011, 07:13:14 PM
"I got approval from the psychologists that I can be by myself," Zambrano said, laughing.

That is very reassuring

Well, he wasn't wearing a colander on his head, was he?

No.  Just the regular aluminum foil.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2011, 09:59:08 PM »
Next week at Wrigley Field, do they retire Zambrano's number or only put up a statue?
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2011, 10:20:26 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 12, 2011, 09:59:08 PM
Next week at Wrigley Field, do they retire Zambrano's number or only put up a statue?

Needs fewer legs.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2011, 10:30:04 PM »
What the hell?  I usually follow them with At Bat but Carrie someone writing for Cubs.com called "Chris Cox" (predictably) didn't say one word about the whole retirement thing.  I guess Z did the Cubs' job of trashing their trade bait's value for them.

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As Zambrano stared at Jones while walking off the field, the Braves dugout emptied. Curiously, the Cubs' dugout did not budge, and there were no incidents.

It's because they wanted to watch him get his ass kicked by 25 guys.
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2011, 11:44:23 PM »
I feel bad for Apex.  He's caught in a Sophie's choice situation between chugging Zambrano's dong and chugging Quade's dong.
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