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« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 01:47:50 PM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

Not only are these people real, but they are asking for their mail.  That's all anyone is talking about up there!

DAY BOW BOW
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2011, 04:20:07 PM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

CAAARRROLLLLL! CAAAAAAAARRRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLL!

Or Cheryl.  Or whatever.
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2011, 11:23:41 PM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2011, 11:26:28 PM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 02:30:03 AM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

His mother in law is Blythe Danner.
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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 08:59:34 AM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 09:29:57 AM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees
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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2011, 10:18:35 AM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

That's the power of... karaoke hustling.
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2011, 11:17:51 AM »

At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Who is Chris Martin married to?

His wife.

One tone-deaf bitch.

Huey Lewis disagrees

That's the power of... karaoke hustling.

Yep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM4RRGcNocE
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2011, 11:30:34 AM »


I'm going to go ahead and validate what TDubbs did there.
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« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2011, 03:25:37 PM »


mos def
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2012, 11:55:33 AM »

http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/if-2012s-oscar-nominated-movie-posters-told-the-truth.php

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