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« on: April 05, 2011, 01:07:29 PM »

As a counterpoint to the "Totally Unlistenable" thread, we should have a thread that points out head scratchers in the press.   To start with I want to ask our friend Paul Sullivan how someone makes a game ending catch in the third inning?

"Typically, the gulls arrive near the end of Cubs’ games to eat the leftover peanuts, popcorn and nachos in the empty seats. But Monday they arrived during the third inning and distracted Marlon Byrd while he was making the game-ending catch in center."

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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 02:11:56 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

My grandmother labored here. They had a PX.
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 08:35:59 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Toughskins Husky line.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 08:36:24 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 09:42:20 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...

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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 09:52:39 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...



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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »

That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...





What really matters is that we picture him wearing slimming horizontal stripes.
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2011, 04:31:38 PM »

This.
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 08:25:48 PM »

Obvi This... but I post this more to pose a question to CT..

Is this irony?

I hope you see this before work tomorrow because I don't want another drywall cubicle smashed.. Unless you're taking more days off like you gave birth or something, pussy.
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