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CBStew

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Totally Unreadable
« on: April 05, 2011, 01:07:29 PM »
As a counterpoint to the "Totally Unlistenable" thread, we should have a thread that points out head scratchers in the press.   To start with I want to ask our friend Paul Sullivan how someone makes a game ending catch in the third inning?

"Typically, the gulls arrive near the end of Cubs' games to eat the leftover peanuts, popcorn and nachos in the empty seats. But Monday they arrived during the third inning and distracted Marlon Byrd while he was making the game-ending catch in center."

If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

Wheezer

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM »
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

Wheezer

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 02:11:56 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

My grandmother labored here. They had a PX.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 08:35:59 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Toughskins Husky line.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 08:36:24 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 09:42:20 AM »
Quote from: R-V on April 11, 2011, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...

Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 09:52:39 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 09:42:20 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 11, 2011, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...



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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »
Quote from: flannj on April 11, 2011, 09:52:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 09:42:20 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 11, 2011, 08:36:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2011, 01:59:11 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:41:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 07, 2011, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 05, 2011, 07:26:54 PM
That apostrophe's not AP style, either.

That happens to be the name of my new line of baggy jorts and button-up t-shirts.

Do they come in any size other than extra medium?

Hells to the no.

It's as though you people have no recollection of the Sears Husky line.

RV remembers.

Remembers the shame.

Sears? Meh. Montgomery Ward's was more accommodating to the girthier adolescent.

How I will forever picture Young RV...





What really matters is that we picture him wearing slimming horizontal stripes.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2011, 04:31:38 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 08:25:48 PM »
Obvi This... but I post this more to pose a question to CT..

Is this irony?

I hope you see this before work tomorrow because I don't want another drywall cubicle smashed.. Unless you're taking more days off like you gave birth or something, pussy.