Totally Unreadable

[PANK!]

Time to strengthen the paywall?

Oh, Lord...

Additionally, work is progressing rapidly on a biography and screenplay of Mike North's colorful life story. The story is being written by Max Allan Collins, the American author best known for the 1998 graphic novel "Road to Perdition" and the 2002 Academy Award winning film of the same name starring Tom Hanks.

God, I hope this happens.

DPD. 

Indeed.  One can only hope that Jim Belushi's agent is blowing up the lines of communication here...

[Yeti]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

He reminded everyone that he sold hot dogs?

[CT III]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

I believe it was a trumpet.

[Gilgamesh]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

He reminded everyone that he sold hot dogs?

and that he'd never been in the press box.

[PANK!]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

I believe it was a trumpet.

It was, my bad.  And this makes you CT, the POSTER OF THE DAY!

[CT III]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

I believe it was a trumpet.

It was, my bad.  And this makes you CT, the POSTER OF THE DAY!

TO ABBEY'S OLD DRAWERS!

[Eli]

1. Sell hot dogs
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Oh. My point no longer stands.

[Bort]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

I believe it was a trumpet.

It was, my bad.  And this makes you CT, the POSTER OF THE DAY!

TO ABBEY'S OLD DRAWERS!

TO THE BEEMOBILE!

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

I believe it was a trumpet.

It was, my bad.  And this makes you CT, the POSTER OF THE DAY!

TO ABBEY'S OLD DRAWERS!

TO THE BEEMOBILE!

You mean your Chevy?

[Bort]

1. Sell hot dogsPlay the saxamaphone as a young adult in the bleachers in 1969*
2. Get a radio gig and remind everyone how you used to sell hot dogs
3. Profit?

That's the Murph life story, no?

Well now it is'd.


*Yes that was a claim to fame for him.  Oh, how humiliating?

I believe it was a trumpet.

It was, my bad.  And this makes you CT, the POSTER OF THE DAY!

TO ABBEY'S OLD DRAWERS!

TO THE BEEMOBILE!

You mean your Chevy?

....yes.

[Brownie]

Time to strengthen the paywall?

Oh, Lord...

Additionally, work is progressing rapidly on a biography and screenplay of Mike North's colorful life story. The story is being written by Max Allan Collins, the American author best known for the 1998 graphic novel "Road to Perdition" and the 2002 Academy Award winning film of the same name starring Tom Hanks.

God, I hope this happens.

DPD. 

Indeed.  One can only hope that Jim Belushi's agent is blowing up the lines of communication here...

You called?

Nah, don't have time to work on a movie for a columnist at my competitor!

"We aim to do this by making sure we deliver a product that you're willing to pay 25 cents a day for," he said, noting that on the tables at the restaurant where the club met there were copies of the Sun-Times plus a business card that had a quarter taped to it.
The newspaper is planning added sports coverage, particularly on Sundays when it will provide rankings for professional, college and high school sports teams, covering the Chicago area and northwest Indiana. He also noted that he has also started a "Game Face" feature with photos from sporting events.
The celebrity column called the "Daily Splash" will feature actors, writers and entertainers from Chicago who don't necessarily live in the city anymore, such as singer-actress Jennifer Hudson, actor Jim Belushi, and author Suze Orman. The column will start on Monday with a write-up by actor Gary Sinise.

[PenPho]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

[Eli]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

Charles P. Pierce destroys the column. Rightfully so.

My favorite part of the original article was in the comments when someone pointed out that Harper -- conservative hero that he is -- was acquired by the Nats after they finished last and were given the No. 1 pick, essentially a socialist redistribution of talent.

[PenPho]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

Charles P. Pierce destroys the column. Rightfully so.

My favorite part of the original article was in the comments when someone pointed out that Harper -- conservative hero that he is -- was acquired by the Nats after they finished last and were given the No. 1 pick, essentially a socialist redistribution of talent.

You know, we talk about this stuff in the SBox all the damn time.

You should come over. 

[Eli]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

Charles P. Pierce destroys the column. Rightfully so.

My favorite part of the original article was in the comments when someone pointed out that Harper -- conservative hero that he is -- was acquired by the Nats after they finished last and were given the No. 1 pick, essentially a socialist redistribution of talent.

You know, we talk about this stuff in the SBox all the damn time.

You should come over. 

Is that an actual invitation, or are you just chiding me for not cross-checking Desipio, Jr. before posting something here?