Totally Unreadable

[PenPho]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

Charles P. Pierce destroys the column. Rightfully so.

My favorite part of the original article was in the comments when someone pointed out that Harper -- conservative hero that he is -- was acquired by the Nats after they finished last and were given the No. 1 pick, essentially a socialist redistribution of talent.

You know, we talk about this stuff in the SBox all the damn time.

You should come over. 

Is that an actual invitation, or are you just chiding me for not cross-checking Desipio, Jr. before posting something here?

The former.

Though if you're going to be bringing asshurt like that to the table, we may have to get rid of either Apex or Gil, for fear of the ass actually imploding into itself. 

[J. Walter Weatherman]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

Charles P. Pierce destroys the column. Rightfully so.

My favorite part of the original article was in the comments when someone pointed out that Harper -- conservative hero that he is -- was acquired by the Nats after they finished last and were given the No. 1 pick, essentially a socialist redistribution of talent.

You know, we talk about this stuff in the SBox all the damn time.

Or, we try to.

SPORTZ!

[PenPho]

White prospects work hard like *this*, black prospects are lazy like *this.*

Charles P. Pierce destroys the column. Rightfully so.

My favorite part of the original article was in the comments when someone pointed out that Harper -- conservative hero that he is -- was acquired by the Nats after they finished last and were given the No. 1 pick, essentially a socialist redistribution of talent.

You know, we talk about this stuff in the SBox all the damn time.

Or, we try to.

SPORTZ!

I think what Thrill is trying to say is that everything you've ever posted here was stolen from the SBox and you're not fooling anyone.

[Sterling Archer]

Turner is in talks to buy Bleacher Report for $200MM. Good luck with that.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Turner is in talks to buy Bleacher Report for $200MM. Good luck with that.

Relevant slideshow.

[Sterling Archer]

Turner is in talks to buy Bleacher Report for $200MM. Good luck with that.

Relevant slideshow.

The only appropriate way to discuss BR. I've never found anything on there worth reading. The new get-rich-quick scheme is whipping up a website with cheap user-sourced "content", inane pageview-bait slideshows (primarily of tits), and/or stolen, rewritten work. Looking at you, Adrianna.

Good for them to score 200 mil I guess.

[Sterling Archer]

DPD. This is obvious and standard-issue Deadspin, but that doesn't mean I didn't laugh.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looking at you, Adrianna.

Unless you're looking at some pics of Adriana Lima'd

[Internet Apex]

Looking at you, Adrianna.

Unless you're looking at some pics of Adriana Lima'd

Or re-watching The Sopranos.

[Sterling Archer]

Looking at you, Adrianna.

Unless you're looking at some pics of Adriana Lima'd

Damn you autoincorrect.

[Gilgamesh]

36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men courtesy of Men's Health Magazine. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-36-most-ridiculous-sex-tips-from-emmens-health-em-and-emmaxim-em

Some favorites, with commentary from Nerve.com:

27. "81 percent of women do not want you to attempt anal sex without asking."
An unexpected loss for Team Surprise Anal.

30. "Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay... when you do them, that is."
Yes, because when she does them, it counts as a woman doing the work she's goddamn supposed to be doing.

[Sterling Archer]

36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men courtesy of Men's Health Magazine. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-36-most-ridiculous-sex-tips-from-emmens-health-em-and-emmaxim-em

Some favorites, with commentary from Nerve.com:

27. "81 percent of women do not want you to attempt anal sex without asking."
An unexpected loss for Team Surprise Anal.

30. "Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay... when you do them, that is."
Yes, because when she does them, it counts as a woman doing the work she's goddamn supposed to be doing.

Brilliant tips. I hope BC is reading them.

[Richard Chuggar]

36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men courtesy of Men's Health Magazine. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-36-most-ridiculous-sex-tips-from-emmens-health-em-and-emmaxim-em

Some favorites, with commentary from Nerve.com:

27. "81 percent of women do not want you to attempt anal sex without asking."
An unexpected loss for Team Surprise Anal.

30. "Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay... when you do them, that is."
Yes, because when she does them, it counts as a woman doing the work she's goddamn supposed to be doing.

Brilliant tips. I hope BC is reading them.

I'm sure he has a subscription to Men's Health

[Internet Apex]

36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men courtesy of Men's Health Magazine. http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-36-most-ridiculous-sex-tips-from-emmens-health-em-and-emmaxim-em

Some favorites, with commentary from Nerve.com:

27. "81 percent of women do not want you to attempt anal sex without asking."
An unexpected loss for Team Surprise Anal.

30. "Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay... when you do them, that is."
Yes, because when she does them, it counts as a woman doing the work she's goddamn supposed to be doing.

Brilliant tips. I hope BC is reading them.

I'm sure he has a subscription to Men's Health

I laughed because only the geighs read magazines with "Men" in the title and pics of shirltess dudes on every cover.

[CBStew]

Priceless:

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2012/07/best_typo_ever_runs_a-1_in_the.php