Totally Unreadable

[Saul Goodman]

what

[CBStew]

Erudition in today's Sun-Times'
"Ah, patience:

"Had we but world enough, and time/ This coyness, lady, were no crime..." 

That's what Andrew Marvell wrote back in the 1600s, and I'm down with him.

Thing is, Marvell was trying desperately to get laid. Me, I'm trying desperately to see a Cubs World Series title before I die. Before Andy's "worms'' come after me in my marble vault and I — like you — disintegrate into the "deserts of vast eternity.''

Yikes! Don't do it, Cubs!"

[InternetApex]

Erudition in today's Sun-Times'
"Ah, patience:

"Had we but world enough, and time/ This coyness, lady, were no crime..." 

That's what Andrew Marvell wrote back in the 1600s, and I'm down with him.

Thing is, Marvell was trying desperately to get laid. Me, I'm trying desperately to see a Cubs World Series title before I die. Before Andy's "worms'' come after me in my marble vault and I — like you — disintegrate into the "deserts of vast eternity.''

Yikes! Don't do it, Cubs!"

Who wrote it? I know it wasn't Gordo.

[SKO]

Erudition in today's Sun-Times'
"Ah, patience:

"Had we but world enough, and time/ This coyness, lady, were no crime..." 

That's what Andrew Marvell wrote back in the 1600s, and I'm down with him.

Thing is, Marvell was trying desperately to get laid. Me, I'm trying desperately to see a Cubs World Series title before I die. Before Andy's "worms'' come after me in my marble vault and I — like you — disintegrate into the "deserts of vast eternity.''

Yikes! Don't do it, Cubs!"

Who wrote it? I know it wasn't Gordo.

Telander. Long story short the Ricketts are too cheap, Kris Bryant will fail because Rick says so, Javy Baez is Gordon Beckham because reasons, and Starlin Castro will be a Yankee.

[Slaky]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

[Quality Start Machine]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

[PenFoe]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

[Eli]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Like anyone even knows at this point.

[PenFoe]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Like anyone even knows at this point.

So it is written.

[Slaky]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Like anyone even knows at this point.

So it is written.

Thrill doesn't strike me as the kind of person who's ready to kill some woman because she didn't like a video game or whatever

[Yeti]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Yes

[CT III]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Like anyone even knows at this point.

So it is written.

Thrill doesn't strike me as the kind of person who's ready to kill some woman because she didn't like a video game or whatever

Well SOMEBODY stole my nude photos...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Like anyone even knows at this point.

So it is written.

Thrill doesn't strike me as the kind of person who's ready to kill some woman because she didn't like a video game or whatever

[CT III]

If anyone could just find the proof that we all know is out there of Gordo buttfucking stray dogs maybe he'd finally get fired.

Anyone know any of the 4chan guys?

I think we all know that Thrill knows those guys.

Did I miss out on a meming?

Like anyone even knows at this point.

So it is written.

Thrill doesn't strike me as the kind of person who's ready to kill some woman because she didn't like a video game or whatever

In that second one you could be talking about literally anyone in the Shoutbox.