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Saul Goodman

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1380 on: May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM »
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1381 on: May 06, 2016, 08:22:37 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1382 on: May 06, 2016, 09:03:06 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

But enough about the Star Wars prequels.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1383 on: May 06, 2016, 09:49:43 AM »
Quote from: CT III on May 06, 2016, 09:03:06 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

But enough about the Star Wars prequels.

ZING!
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1384 on: May 06, 2016, 10:29:27 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

Because it mentions Jewel. So we can talk again about how much Morph loves Jewel.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1385 on: May 06, 2016, 10:29:57 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 06, 2016, 10:29:27 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

Because it mentions Jewel. So we can talk again about how much Morph loves Jewel.

By now, I'm sure Morph is sick of these foolish games.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1386 on: May 06, 2016, 10:37:37 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on May 06, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 06, 2016, 10:29:27 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2016, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on May 05, 2016, 11:51:43 PM
I don't get why this exists and why it's so damn in-depth.

Jesus. Why on earth would I care about a billionaire's stupid vanity project?

Because it mentions Jewel. So we can talk again about how much Morph loves Jewel.

By now, I'm sure Morph is sick of these foolish games.

They're tearing him apart.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1387 on: May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM »
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1388 on: May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.
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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1389 on: May 16, 2016, 02:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1390 on: May 16, 2016, 02:08:12 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 02:05:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.
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Eli

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1391 on: May 16, 2016, 02:25:25 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 02:05:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1392 on: May 16, 2016, 02:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 02:25:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 02:05:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

Haven't we roasted this guy before? I feel like Eli is in the right here. This guy sucks.

InternetApex

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1393 on: May 16, 2016, 04:10:13 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 02:25:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 02:05:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

Haven't we roasted this guy before? I feel like Eli is in the right here. This guy sucks.

Sterling? Yeah, I've given him a ration of shit. This seems awfully harsh though.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Totally Unreadable
« Reply #1394 on: May 16, 2016, 06:54:46 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2016, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 02:25:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 16, 2016, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 16, 2016, 02:05:37 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on May 16, 2016, 01:14:18 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 16, 2016, 12:38:20 PM
http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/2016/05/16/javy-baez-is-the-skynet-of-prospects/

QuoteKen Schultz is a stand-up comedian and Chicago ex-pat currently living in New York City. He misses Cubs baseball, Gino's East Pizza, and political graft every day.

QuoteTags: Humor, Javier Baez, Jokes, Self Awareness

I need an irony ruling from CT on that last tag.

Quote from: The Madcap Ken Schultz
This wasn't a case of Corey Patterson continuing to swing like a power hitter year after year despite a slugging percentage that made you think "I didn't know Baseball Reference had a comp for Eddie Gaedel."

Even I haven't gone Eddie Gaedel on you guys.

Somewhat hackneyed metaphors notwithstanding, that was not actually totally unreadable.

Yeah I thought that was fine. Back to the regression therapy chambers for Eli.

So this is what it feels like to be Sterling.

Haven't we roasted this guy before? I feel like Eli is in the right here. This guy sucks.

Shit, I roasted him. We're through the lookingglass here.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?