Chocolate et al.

[Wheezer]

OK, so I really should get something for the neighbors who were very cool about my cat being in their garage, and given that they're quite well off, I was thinking something that they would perhaps be less familiar with than Vosges. It turns out that I probably can't afford either right now, but for future reference, and as I don't have a sweet tooth, has anyone tried Candinas or David Bacco out of Madison? I'm toying with the idea of Das caramels in the meantime.

[Slaky]

Needless to say, I didn't know what Vosges was until I looked.

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/Bacon_and_Eggs/Chocolate_Eggs_Easter?utm_campaign=Home%20Page&utm_medium=Top%2010%208&utm_source=Bacon%20Eggs

Wow - this would be an awesome gift.

[Gilgamesh]

You're welcome, America.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

[Tonker]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

Still waiting.

[Fork]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

[CBStew]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

[Wheezer]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

Are they only using the plasma?

[Tonker]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

Boyo?  Welsh people don't eat lard?  Since when?  They more or less fucking live on the stuff.

[SKO]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

Boyo?  Welsh people don't eat lard?  Since when?  They more or less fucking live on the stuff.

Desipio's resident Welshman would know that.

[Fork]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

You guys kept Hydrox in business.

[Slaky]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

You guys kept Hydrox in business.

Man, FUCK Hydrox.

[Wheezer]

You're welcome, America.

http://gawker.com/5831957/rush-limbaughs-got-the-perfect-name-for-this-new-biracial-oreo

Well, it — what it's going to be here, it's actually a biracial cookie. You've got three of the chocolate wafers, and then you've got the white vanilla cream — the cream — and then there's a chocolate cream. So you've got, you've got three — the stuff, the thing that says Oreo on it, the wafer. And then you've got the white cream, then you've got another chocolate wafer, then you've got the chocolate cream, and then you've got the bottom wafer.

The Triple Double Oreo. You wait, it isn't going to be long before it's called the Or-Bam-eo, or something like this. Well, it's a biracial cookie, here.

You wait.

We should have known when Nabisco stopped using lard in the icing, so the Muslins could eat them.

They weren't the only ones, boyo.

You guys kept Hydrox in business.

Man, FUCK Hydrox.

The Hydrox strikes me as having a much better external design. (I completely reject this guy's primitive assessments of both "baroqueness" and academic librarians.)

[Wheezer]

A Volkswagen forum talking about the "Big Turk." It's over, institutionalize me. Just bring a butterfly net, I'll go peacefully.