Women

[Eli]

There's a Kim Kardashian ad on a bench near work for Midori.

Is the bench big enough for her ass?

[Slaky]

There's a Kim Kardashian ad on a bench near work for Midori.

Is the bench big enough for her ass?

that's the beauty of it.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

There's a Kim Kardashian ad on a bench near work for Midori.

Wait a minute...

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That 'S' is backwards!!

All bets are off now.

[Wheezer]

Great, now I need something more obscure to drink when confronted with hipsters.

[Bort]

Great, now I need something more obscure to drink when confronted with hipsters.

May I suggest Reunite on ice?

[Armchair_QB]

There's a Kim Kardashian ad on a bench near work for Midori.

Is the bench big enough for her ass?

that's the beauty of it.

I wonder what she looks like naked.

[Internet Apex]

There's a Kim Kardashian ad on a bench near work for Midori.

Is the bench big enough for her ass?

that's the beauty of it.

I wonder what she looks like naked.

If only there were some video available somewhere that showed her nude doing stuf with a naked black dude.

Yeah, me too.

[BBM]

Photoshop is a wonderful thing.

[Wheezer]

Photoshop is a wonderful thing.

Well, they could have put more symmetric breasts on the Midori bottle. The smiling mushroom in the glass is also a bit worrisome.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Women, amiright?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20110519_Drugged___duped__Bolaris__perfect_storm.html?viewAll=y

Every spring, Bolaris and a pal head to Florida for a couple of days of hanging out in the sun.

Last March, his pal bailed at the last second. Bolaris went anyway.

He checked into his Miami Beach hotel, the Fontainebleau, and headed to dinner at another hotel. A few diners recognized him from TV and started asking about the weather.

Unbeknown to Bolaris, federal authorities said, two Latvian women - Marina Turcina and Anna Kilimatova - had been watching him. They sized him up - good-looking middle-aged guy with an expensive watch - and made their move.

"They came up from behind me, and said, 'Are you weather presenter?'

"The bartender said, 'Yeah, he's a weatherman!' " Bolaris said.

"They asked me if I could guess where they were from. I said Poland. They said they were from Estonia."

Marina, 24, and Anna, 25, were dark-haired, blue-eyed and beautiful, and were elegantly dressed. Bolaris said he ordered them wine.

Fast forward a few minutes. "We were sitting by a pool bar, and they asked if I did shots," Bolaris said. "I said no.

"One of them started rubbing me, opened my mouth, and said, 'Do [a] shot.' "

It was days before Bolaris figured out that the women had slipped him a roofie, the infamous date-rape drug.

What happened next is a blur. Bolaris said he remembered sharing a cab with the women, who mentioned something about visiting a friend having a charity fundraiser.

"I remember someone holding me up and making me sign something," he said.

"Then I woke up in a taxi. My shirt was stained with red wine, and I had this huge painting of a woman's head."

He tracked down Marina and Anna, who said he had bid for the painting at the fundraiser. They met him at his hotel - ostensibly to return his sunglasses, which they had taken by accident - and promised to straighten the whole thing out, if only Bolaris would share a cab with them to the Caviar Bar, where one of the women said she left her purse.

Bolaris obliged. Then he was drugged again, according to the FBI.

"They got me twice," he said. "I couldn't put anything together. I had no idea what happened."

A few days later, Bolaris said, he got a phone call from American Express. The company asked about the $43,000 he had just spent on booze and caviar in South Beach.

[Sterling Archer]

The original thread title is sadly making its return as a Lost actor marries a 16-year-old country singer (who looks 22). No doubt a big fan of Roger Clemens.

[PenPho]

The original thread title is sadly making its return as a Lost actor marries a 16-year-old country singer (who looks 22). No doubt a big fan of Roger Clemens.

A "music video" of the bride.

[Yeti]

The original thread title is sadly making its return as a Lost actor marries a 16-year-old country singer (who looks 22). No doubt a big fan of Roger Clemens.

He. Ro.

[Bort]

The original thread title is sadly making its return as a Lost actor marries a 16-year-old country singer (who looks 22). No doubt a big fan of Roger Clemens.

He. Ro. TOO OLD

[Internet Apex]

This is the most bitterly disappointing thread since the last one.