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« Reply #180 on: July 19, 2012, 10:37:43 PM »

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« Reply #181 on: July 19, 2012, 10:46:07 PM »


In GIF form:

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« Reply #182 on: July 20, 2012, 08:43:07 AM »


I lol'd at how the girls in the green tees behind her reacted to the antics. Neither seemed in the slightest bit amused. Jealous? Maybe?
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« Reply #183 on: July 20, 2012, 09:10:51 AM »


Yeah that video is easily one of the best things I've seen in ever.
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« Reply #184 on: July 20, 2012, 09:16:22 AM »


I lol'd at how the girls in the green tees behind her reacted to the antics. Neither seemed in the slightest bit amused. Jealous? Maybe?

I'm going to go with: desperately bored because they're forced to stand around doing nothing with their hands behind their backs.

Their boredom only enhanced by the slo-mo capture.
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« Reply #185 on: July 20, 2012, 12:27:22 PM »

I bet some 20 year old half-wit gets to smash that on a regular basis without a clue of what he's doing.
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« Reply #186 on: July 20, 2012, 05:23:54 PM »

I bet some 20 year old half-wit gets to smash that on a regular basis without a clue of what he or she doing.

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« Reply #187 on: July 20, 2012, 05:51:35 PM »

I bet some 20 year old half-wit gets to smash that on a regular basis without a clue of what he or she doing.

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I think if it's a chick she's banging then they'd both know what to do. I mean, from what I've heard, teh geigh seks is easier because each person already understands the other person's body and all that. I figure living in the Beigh, you've heard this rumor.
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« Reply #188 on: July 20, 2012, 06:22:21 PM »

I bet some 20 year old half-wit 8-foot-tall bronzed Aussie drongo gets to smash that on a regular basis without a clue of what he's doing.

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« Reply #189 on: July 20, 2012, 07:40:39 PM »

I bet some 20 year old half-wit gets to smash that on a regular basis without a clue of what he's doing.

Don't depress me like that, Pex. It's the weekend.
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« Reply #190 on: July 20, 2012, 10:03:10 PM »

I bet some 20 year old half-wit gets to smash that on a regular basis without a clue of what he or she doing.

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I think if it's a chick she's banging then they'd both know what to do. I mean, from what I've heard, teh geigh seks is easier because each person already understands the other person's body and all that. I figure living in the Beigh, you've heard this rumor.

I think he means the guy doesn't understand what the track chick is doing.
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« Reply #191 on: July 27, 2012, 12:53:19 PM »


Eating some yogurt:

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« Reply #192 on: July 27, 2012, 12:57:41 PM »


With sex hair.
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« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2012, 01:12:33 PM »

Eating condensed milk right from the can? Aussies are so weird.

Everything else looks, you know, good.
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« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2012, 01:35:14 PM »

Eating condensed milk right from the can? Aussies are so weird.

Maybe she stirred in some Vegemite first.
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