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Saul Goodman

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2011, 04:07:59 PM »
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Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.  However, I ate the Clarkes' at Belmont and Sheffield when it was called The Melrose back in 1999 and it was awful sauce mixed in a blender with failure and horrible-tasting breakfast sausage so there's that. 

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We get it. You love Northwestern.

Not during basketball season.
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Wheezer

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2011, 04:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 09, 2011, 10:04:10 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 06:50:02 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 09:17:10 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 07, 2011, 08:19:59 PM
Am I correct in assuming that this place is basically a diner version of Leona's? This and a Whole Foods are the most recent pieces in the University's "Three Years to Mediocrity!" development campaign.

It's terrible.

The Burger King down the block is a more solid option.

He's talking Hyde Park, not Evanston you solipsistic douche.

Actually I like the Clarke's in Evanston.  You know, for breakfast and such.   

Eggs is eggs. You can't fuck those up.

I don't even know where to start with this assertion.
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Wheezer

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Re: Clarke's
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2012, 09:10:42 PM »
Behold. Feeling a little dizzy after all that Leinenkugel Red? Our mauve tunnel illuminated by spotlights with televisions aimed to one side of your head will fix you right up. If not, the guys lurking just around the corner on your way out probably will.

"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!