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Bort

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Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« on: May 27, 2011, 01:47:47 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM »
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I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM »
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM »
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2011, 08:41:45 AM »
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

After his Japanese earthquake jokes (also on Twitter) cost him his Aflac gig?
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

Gilgamesh

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2011, 09:50:46 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

That's THE Donald to you, mister.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Slaky

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

Bort

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM »
But he IS a cumstain, right?
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 10:48:23 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

I find Ivanka attractive enough.

Then again, she appears to be the exception, not the rule.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Slaky

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 10:56:28 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:48:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2011, 09:22:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:33:08 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 08:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
Intrepid Reader: Gilbert Gottfried
I called Judd Hirsch and told him Jeff Conaway was dead. His family said, "Hirsch? No, we said call a HEARSE!"

Gilbert Gottfried is really funny. I doubt he'd tell that joke.

http://www.twitter.com/RealGilbert

Wow, I expected more from him.

This is like Huey finding out that sensible moderate Donald Trump is a birther all over again. Or TDubbs finding out that Ke$ha has a dong.

Disillusionment is rampant at Desipio.

Donald and Sarah shared a long embrace the other day. Not sure how Mr. Trump made his "billions" given that he's clearly a mental retard.

If I'm not mistaken, he amassed a good deal of his current fortune when his dad died.

Then it should be fun to see what happens when Trump dies, not because he's a cumstain, but because his rumplefugly children will probably end up with a lot less than they think.

I find Ivanka attractive enough.

Then again, she appears to be the exception, not the rule.

She has moments. Sometimes I can't decide whether or not she has rows upon rows of teeth, like a veneer shark.

Quote from: Bort on June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
But he IS a cumstain, right?

Yes.


flannj

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Re: Celebrity Funerals With Dr. Drew
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 11:03:30 AM »
Quote from: Bort on June 01, 2011, 10:45:50 AM
But he IS a cumstain, right?

He certainly is, and for more than just his "politics".

Got a few hours to spare? Do a Google search of "Trump sued" and you'll find nuggets like this.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen