2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread

[Fork]

Seriously, just eat a gun already you sick fuck.

Pennsylvania state prosecutors are seeking changes in Jerry Sandusky’s bail conditions after getting complaints he’s been watching children in a nearby schoolyard from the back porch of his home, where he’s on house arrest awaiting trial on child molestation charges.

fuck yeah. I've never had 3 hits in a year.

[PANK!]

Seriously, just eat a gun already you sick fuck.

Pennsylvania state prosecutors are seeking changes in Jerry Sandusky’s bail conditions after getting complaints he’s been watching children in a nearby schoolyard from the back porch of his home, where he’s on house arrest awaiting trial on child molestation charges.

fuck yeah. I've never had 3 hits in a year.

If it doesn't end with a self-inflicted shotgun blast, I'll be disappointed.  Otherwise I would gladly begrudge you the points.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Seriously, just eat a gun already you sick fuck.

Pennsylvania state prosecutors are seeking changes in Jerry Sandusky’s bail conditions after getting complaints he’s been watching children in a nearby schoolyard from the back porch of his home, where he’s on house arrest awaiting trial on child molestation charges.

fuck yeah. I've never had 3 hits in a year.

If it doesn't end with a self-inflicted shotgun blast, I'll be disappointed.  Otherwise I would gladly begrudge you the points.

He can take his enabling wife with him, too.

[BH]

Seriously, just eat a gun already you sick fuck.

Pennsylvania state prosecutors are seeking changes in Jerry Sandusky’s bail conditions after getting complaints he’s been watching children in a nearby schoolyard from the back porch of his home, where he’s on house arrest awaiting trial on child molestation charges.

fuck yeah. I've never had 3 hits in a year.

If it doesn't end with a self-inflicted shotgun blast, I'll be disappointed.  Otherwise I would gladly begrudge you the points.

He can take his enabling wife with him, too.

I'm thoroughly convinced Sandusky will walk, when this is all said and done. People in Penn don't seem to care about the victims, and Sandusky's innocence would mean Paterno was right all along.

[BH]

McQuery is suing Penn State now, saying he should be paid money for whistleblowing. And even better, his lawyer's name is actually Elliott Strokoff.

[CT III]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.  Meanwhile, the discovery in the perjury case has been going swimmingly:

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/06/11/documents-reveal-secret-file-regarding-sandusky-sex-abuse/

documents obtained by KDKA-TV investigators, the Attorney General’s Office indicates former vice president Schultz kept a secret file with allegations regarding Sandusky and sex abuse. This comes after an NBC report alleges Spanier did not report alleged abuse because it would be humane to Sandusky to not report the matter

Sources close to the investigation confirm both e-mails in the file kept by Schultz as well as e-mails found in computer data indicate high-ranking Penn State officials, including Spanier, Schultz and former athletic director Tim Curley, knew about an alleged sexual assault that took place in the Penn State locker room shower.

Those documents filed by the Attorney General’s office late Monday indicate Schultz told so many lies in his Grand Jury testimony that it was impossible to respond to each and every one of them.

May god have no mercy on their souls.

[Chuck to Chuck]

How do you impeach a governor in Pennsylvania?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

[Sterling Archer]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

[Gilgamesh]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

He still may; it only takes one juror.

[thehawk]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

He still may; it only takes one juror.

.... to turn this into a Federal Mann Act case that gets tried in Columbus Ohio. 

[PenPho]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

He still may; it only takes one juror.

.... to turn this into a Federal Mann Act case that gets tried in Columbus Ohio. 

....where he can have BH break him out of prison.

[Slaky]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

He still may; it only takes one juror.

.... to turn this into a Federal Mann Act case that gets tried in Columbus Ohio. 

....where he can have BH break him out of prison.

BH: "Come on, Jerry! Let's go! This way to freedom...what? No we can't stop to shower."

[BH]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

He still may; it only takes one juror.

.... to turn this into a Federal Mann Act case that gets tried in Columbus Ohio. 

....where he can have BH break him out of prison.

BH: "Come on, Jerry! Let's go! This way to freedom...what? No we can't stop to shower."

I'm still convinced one dumbass penn juror will say Jerry wasn't guilty of anything.

[PANK!]

Well, it sounds like the State's case against Jerry Sandusky might actually be going better than we all expected.

Did anyone other than BH really think Sandusky was going to go free on this?

Dan Bernstein?

He still may; it only takes one juror.

.... to turn this into a Federal Mann Act case that gets tried in Columbus Ohio. 

....where he can have BH break him out of prison.

BH: "Come on, Jerry! Let's go! This way to freedom...what? No we can't stop to shower."

I'm still convinced one dumbass penn juror will say Jerry wasn't guilty of anything.

This is reasonable. I'm not going to gloat and assume that this case is over like some dopey Lebron hater after Game 5 of the 2012 NBA Eastern Conference Finals.  I wouldn't be so quick to underestimate the cultish hive-mind of Penn State Nation, no matter how clear this case seems to us normals.