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« on: August 11, 2011, 03:57:32 AM »
I fucking love Reed Johnson, and don't care who knows it.

As of last night, his line is .340/.381/.562/.942 with nineteen doubles (!), five dingers, twenty-six runs and twenty-five RBI in 162 at-bats. Plus, his GRIT rating is maxed out at 110%.

As a fourth outfielder, he's absolutely fucking unbeatable.  Now, if only the Cubs can find a first, second and third outfielder, they'll be set.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 06:57:53 AM »
So that's why Jim wouldn't trade him.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 08:22:23 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 08:34:42 AM »
The important thing is, Reed Johnson has to keep playing, otherwise it would be unfair to the opponents of the contenders the Cubs play down the stretch.

THE CUBS OWE IT TO THE GAME OF BASEBALL!
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 03:24:01 AM »
3 for 4 last night, and now 11 for his last 17:

.349/.389/.566/.955

I've nearly wanked my balls flat.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 12:28:23 PM »
Looks like Reed-o will be back for another year.  Time to dig out my hand lotion.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 12:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 21, 2011, 12:28:23 PM
Looks like Reed-o will be back for another year.  Time to dig out my hand lotion.

From the very depths of your pocket?
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 03:08:35 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 21, 2011, 12:28:23 PM
Looks like Reed-o will be back for another year.  Time to dig out my hand lotion.

From what I have seen thus far from Epsteinhoyer, if Johnson weren't already on the Cubs he would have traded for him.
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM »
Why don't we Read Some Comments™?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/cubs-reach-agreement-with-reed-johnson.html#dsq-comment-body-391721872

Quote from: cardswho
Cubs should've never let Juan Pierre go.  He was a good Defender, got on base, and stole 50+ bases.  Something the Cubs have struggled to find in a player since.

So very many wrongs for Theo to right.
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 10:22:06 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
Why don't we Read Some Comments™?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/cubs-reach-agreement-with-reed-johnson.html#dsq-comment-body-391721872

Quote from: cardswho
Cubs should've never let Juan Pierre go.  He was a good Defender, got on base, and stole 50+ bases.  Something the Cubs have struggled to find in a player since.



He forgot to add that Juan Pierre lead the Cubs to a National League pennant.
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 10:44:38 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 21, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
Why don't we Read Some Comments™?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/cubs-reach-agreement-with-reed-johnson.html#dsq-comment-body-391721872

Quote from: cardswho
Cubs should've never let Juan Pierre go.  He was a good Defender, got on base, and stole 50+ bases.  Something the Cubs have struggled to find in a player since.

So very many wrongs for Theo to right.

You're stealing my bit!!

And, as I've averred previously, I hate Cubs fans.
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