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« on: September 30, 2011, 09:19:59 AM »
Let's fire it up.
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 09:27:03 AM »
NEED THE OFFSEASON THREAD FIRST, DOUCHE
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM »
I have an easy, 10-step plan.

1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson

Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer

Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin

Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot

Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells

OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt. Other than that, I think it just might work!
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 09:38:11 AM »
Fuck it. Let me amend the plan:

Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 1011-step plan.

1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson
11. Sign Carlos Zambrano and then hire a newly-retired Ryan Dempster to be bullpen coach and Zambrano's new sparring partner.

Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer

Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin

Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Zambrano

Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija/Wells
Coleman
Cashner

OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt. Other than that, I think it just might work!
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 09:56:59 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 10-step plan.

1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson

Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer

Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin

Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot

Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells

OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt from catering bills. Other than that, I think it just might work!

Prince & CC on the same team'd.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 11:52:05 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2011, 09:56:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 10-step plan.

1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson

Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer

Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin

Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot

Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells

OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt from catering bills. Other than that, I think it just might work!

Prince & CC on the same team'd.

Because they're fat!
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 12:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2011, 09:56:59 AM
Quote from: Brownie on September 30, 2011, 09:35:10 AM
I have an easy, 10-step plan.

1. Sign Albert Pujols
2. Sign Prince Fielder
3. Sign CC Sabathia
4. Sign Jose Reyes
5. Sign C.J. Wilson
6. Re-sign Aramis Ramirez
7. SIgn Michael Cuddyer
8. Sign Jonathan Papelbon
9. Sign Mark Buehrle
10. Sign Ryan Madson

Then here's your roster
C: Soto
1b: Fielder
2b: Castro
ss: Reyes
3b: Ramirez
lf: Pujols
cf: Campana/Byrd
rf: Cuddyer

Supersub: Soriano
Rest of the becnh: Wellington Castillo, Blake Dewitt and Tyler Colvin

Pitchers:
Sabbathia
Wilson
Garza
Buerhle
Cashner/Coleman/Wells can compete for the fifth spot

Bullpen:
Marmol
Wood
Marshall
Papelbon
Madson
Samardzija
Coleman
Wells

OK, the outfield will suck defensively somewhat. And the Ricketts might go bankrupt from catering bills. Other than that, I think it just might work!

Prince & CC on the same team'd.

2008 Brewers - been there.
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 01:34:00 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on September 30, 2011, 12:43:46 PM
2008 Brewers - been there.

They were more successful in the post season than the 2008 Cubs.
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