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« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2011, 02:30:34 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on December 01, 2011, 11:56:19 AM
Quote from: morpheus on November 30, 2011, 04:12:34 PM


Also:


And, then...



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« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2011, 02:52:42 PM »

If Tuffy Rhodes or Dave Martinez shows up at Spring Training, shit's gonna get real.
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« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2011, 04:19:44 PM »
Check out the funbags on that hose hound.
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« Reply #63 on: December 10, 2011, 08:19:55 PM »
Nice work Theo:
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/7338271/ryan-braun-milwaukee-brewers-tests-positive-performance-enhancing-drug
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« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2011, 05:58:22 PM »
Report: Cubs facing ban on more Red Sox hires

Finally.  Now maybe the Cubs will start trying to improve the roster.
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« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2011, 11:22:20 AM »
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.
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« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2011, 11:38:18 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 11:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

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« Reply #67 on: December 27, 2011, 11:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 11:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.
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« Reply #68 on: December 27, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 27, 2011, 11:41:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 11:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.

Hayden Simpson?  At least it is not Lisa Simpson. 
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« Reply #69 on: December 27, 2011, 06:44:40 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2011, 12:42:03 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 27, 2011, 11:41:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 11:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.

Hayden Simpson?  At least it is not Lisa Simpson. 

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« Reply #70 on: December 27, 2011, 09:41:48 PM »
Quote from: JD on December 27, 2011, 06:44:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 27, 2011, 12:42:03 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 27, 2011, 11:41:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 27, 2011, 11:22:20 AM
Cubs sign Corpas and Sonnanstine.  Minimal risk, reasonable upside, particularly in the case of Corpas.  Sort of move Jim Hendry would have made, really.

Someone's gotta throw those innings until Hayden Simpson's ready.

Hayden Simpson?  At least it is not Lisa Simpson. 

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces.
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« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2012, 10:20:57 PM »
Sure looks ugly, but if it pisses Yellon off I'm all for it.
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« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2012, 11:04:41 PM »
It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.
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« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2012, 09:20:50 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 14, 2012, 11:04:41 PM
It's a mini Green-Ivy Monster.  Fuck Theo and his Boston ways.



What a joke.

Like Ryan Dempster can still throw 95 mph.
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« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2012, 02:52:14 PM »

Guess this means the Ricketti don't own any of the rooftops on Sheffield.
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